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The way Stefanik was screeching "witch hunts! Witch hunts!" like a demented budgie, seemingly in response to questions about the Carroll trials, should make HER liable for defamation too. It won't, but it should.

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The way liberal trolls can "add context", AKA spin like TOPS!!!!, to informative tweets from Patriots like Rep Stefanik just confuses people. Mr Musk must stop it!

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" I ask for is fair Judges and Juries, and I will win every one of them." Ahhh, dude, you already lost $5 million, this is just how many more $$$ you gotta cough up for continuing to batter the woman you have been adjudicated to have raped. Get a grip man.

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“ By the way, MSNBC legal analyst Lisa Rubin theorizes that team Trump miiiiight like their chances better with the juror who’s sick than they do without that person.”

That assumes a level of competence among his legal team that hasn’t been in evidence.

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It's by no means impossible that the juror in question pulled a sickie to justify a delay, with Trump's prior knowledge and encouragement. Fixing juries is How to Beat the Rap 101 in the circles Trump has always moved in.

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I think we are now legally required by internet law to refer Trump sycophants as "Drinking Trump's Bath Water".

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And when he's gone and buried we know what they'll do to the grave.

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I think all of them are batshit crazy.

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Has Elise Stefanik been confirmed as the Michele Bschmann like craziest woman in the Republican house caucus? Or are MTG, Boebart or Mace in contention for that position? Have I missed any nominees?

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I think she's craven, not crazy. Michele Bachmann struck me as a genuine lunatic, but ... I am not a mental health care professional.

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I agree. She’s not crazy or stupid, just missing her soul.

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I'm looking forward to the NH primary. I want to see IA's findings borne out in another state, namely lower GOP voter turnout AND a whole bunch of exit polling that shows that Haley supporters (and supporters of whatever other fossilized poop is also still in on the primary ballot- can't remember, don't care) will likely vote Biden or write in a nonsense candidate rather than supporting the giant fossilized Orange Rapist Turd who will be the GOP nominee. Let's go!

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But of course MSM won't report any of that if/when it happens because HORSE RACE AND DID WE MENTION BIDEN IS OLD AND THAT'S CLEARLY AS BAD AS BEING AN INSURRECTIONIST RAPIST!

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I can't wait until Wednesday, when Habba will prove that Defendant "Vermin" Trump did not rape Ms. Carroll because of the skid marks left by the car that left the scene of the crime.

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Were the skid marks with blood or without?

And isn't it a little unfair to compare a morbidly-obese septuagenarian a car?

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Do Depends show skid marks?

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I don't understand why PAB has so many surrogates in NH. Is he afraid of losing?

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Elise Stefanick is the Ted Cruz of Marco Rubios.

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Trump should have added to his Truff Social bullshit: "And if only the dumbfuck who was president when COVID broke out had just followed the advice of his professionals and shut the country down early and engaged in contact tracing, there would have been no reason to delay the trial of the case brought against that dumbfuck president from Monday to Tuesday, the day of the New Hampshire primary, which is being held in the state of New Hampshire, which is north of most of the country, and the governor of which is Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley, who is responsible for Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi, which is located somewhere in the far, far, Middle East, which is where we should drill, baby, drill, but where we can't because the governor of Libya, Sarah Palin, would drill, baby, drill, if only they would let her."

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too coherent, not enough all caps

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I’ve had nothing but contempt for that scumbag hypocrite Stefanik for years. She may be the elected representative for my district, but she does not represent me.

Stefanik can eat a big bag of unsalted, low fat, store brand dicks.

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Store brand? How about Sheetz gas station dicks!

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No Sheetz in upstate NY. And she doesn’t deserve Stewart’s (the Sheetz/Wawa of upstate NY) brand unsalted dicks either.

Let her eat Dollar General brand.

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The low-cal, artificially sweetened kind.

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Past the “best by” date.

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Now with 50% more carcinogens!

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And canned clams.

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Shitty people like Stafanik live under the illusion that life for shitty people will be better if a likewise shitty person is potus. What they can never understand is how life is better for the vast majority, including most wingnuts, when an honest, decent and capable person is in charge.

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Someone should remind her who's responsible for keeping the fucking lights on for her.

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She doesn't care if life gets any better for shitty people. All she cares about is expanding her own power.

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Wingnuts are incapable of recognizing an honest, decent and capable person because there aren't any in their degraded social circles; when they go out into the sunshine and meet or hear of one, they automatically hate that person because "who does she think she is?!? You think yer bettr'n I am, doncha?" Obviously somebody with decency, dignity and a functioning conscience is a strange, alien being to them, a white crow that must be pecked to death.

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stg if my FIVE year old had ever whined like that I'da grounded him into the next century. Trump's daddy did not teach him how to be a man.

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he learned how to be an abusive woman hater from his old man tho

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Wednesday??? That's just one day after the New Hampshire primary! When will this election interference end?

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AND he's still in mourning for his mother-in-law (who, eww, was only a year older than he is)!

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