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Elaine Lueras's avatar

By plane, by train, by taxi, dog sled, trebuchet, cannon, sling shot or camel caravan...be gone empty soul-less husk of a Republikkkrap !! Took her ride on Donnie Diddler's Wheel of Excrement like a champ. Thought she was special. She was not. 🍊 Fat Boi kills everything he touches, turns on everyone, and leaves a trail of diaper slime as he waddles thru his 🍊 Turd Bubble.

James Keating's avatar

Brains as big as big as Harvard grads are like top shelf screwdrivers that excel at driving in screws. But sometimes in an attempt to get even better, a screwdriver can be sharpened to the point where it is suddenly no longer able to drive in screws. It is at that point that the screwed becomes the screwed - sound familiar Elise?

James Keating's avatar

The screwer becomes the screwed

Elaine Lueras's avatar

Yes ! The fate of all of Donnie Diddler's talking Nazi heads

J. David's avatar

Plus, everyone hates Trump and Trump’s a child rapist.

Caepan's avatar

I have been out of town, so I just received the good news today. Stefanik has beer my district’s rep, and she’s always been a hypocrite. She would brag about the federal dollars she gets for dairy farmers and Fort Drum (the largest employer in her district), while her campaigns would yell about the evils of socialism. Would never hold a town hall, because she didn’t give a shit what her constituents had to say. She was always in it for herself. And enough of my fellow voters would believe her schtick.

Goodbye, Elise. Don’t care what to do after you leave in shame, as long as you continue to go fuck yourself.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

i hope i'm wrong, but i'm thinking there is a family health crisis there that she hasn't disclosed (not that i wanted her to stick around for anything other than the entertainment value)

either that or her money has dried up and she knows she aint getting more

AL's avatar

Sure she’s dying. Sob.

Marycat2021's avatar

How convenient to be a mom with a 4 year old son. She's giving up her political career for him, not because in NY, MAGA is poison and she was betting on Trump to give her a win until his own approval polls dropped him into the septic tank. Giving her a win would have seen her hand NY to Trump on a gold platter. As a New Yorker, I'm overjoyed that she's getting the fuck out of our hair.

DemoCat's avatar

β€œI’m retiring because my son will soon be old enough to understand the disgusting things I say and do.”

jte's avatar

You'd almost feel sorry for her if she hadn't spent the past 10 years completely sucking up to Trump and embracing the shit tornado of corruption and hate that is MAGA.

ETTD, Elise. Please don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

GG's avatar

The remora metaphor is interesting. I don’t know a lot about parasitology but I think when a host begins to rot and fester with poisoned blood (cankles) and cognitive degeneration the parasites leave and look for greener pastures.

zeusspeaks's avatar

It's always nice when the trash takes itself out. Saves the rest of us the time and effort.

Jody Kass's avatar

She’s the reason we got George Santos as our Congressman. When everyone else was ready to walk away from Santos after vulnerability report showed he was a fraud, Stefanik doubled down-loaned him her staff and vouched for him w donors. Good riddance!

John Thorstensen's avatar

Aside from being totally wrong, that was mind-blowingly stupid.

Steven McCrary's avatar

They always gotta learn the hard way.

Gregory's avatar

I’m glad she is going but she is loaded now thanks to insider trading.

BECKY's avatar

and sweet sweet lobbying gigs

jte's avatar

Lobbying is only lucrative if you can offer inside connections to Trumpworld. She's got multiple layers of loser stench on her now.

BECKY's avatar

unless she has something to offer him, that always works

Goonemeritus's avatar

I am bitter that I will not get to not vote for Elise, I feel I have been teased.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

She has done, or is about to do, something no female pol from conservative, trad Xtian, upstate white ethnic New York can do and survive. β€œFocusing on her young son”? Sounds very much like girding for a scorched earth custody battle. I could be wrong. Bet I’m not.

verne's avatar

popcorn! peanuts!