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In that middle sequence - did Pence turn to cough off camera?...

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"Nasty Pocahontas"!...

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there are going to be hundreds, if not thousands, of hotels that are going to be empty very soon. if the government is going to help bail them out, the government might as well use them for over flow of non emergency patients.

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Sometimes the writers here don't realize it's Open Thread, or they know it and just forget to mention it. So, they need a little help from non-commenters in this. Well done.

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Well, maybe if she tried to speak more softly, more `umms. . .' and `What would you think if we were to try it this way, maybe?" and send along a plate of baked goods. Compliment him on his tie. How hard would that be?

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Now that I take a look, my lawn is getting a bit shabby, too. [heads off to garage whistling]

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. . . to the Ears of the One who is alleged to have mandated the great orange shitgibbon into the highest office of the land? Forgive me if my confidence is a bit shaky.

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Maybe when the Chinese doctors are done helping out in Italy, they could come over here next?

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Still looking for the 2020 button. Let me know if you find any rewind-related equipment.

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Warren might as well have thrown her letter into the circular file because that's exactly what Trump will do with it, if it even reaches him.

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OK, what cabinet position will Liz hold? I hover between Labor and Commerce and the Treasury.

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First he’ll write “Pocahontas” in sharpie on it, then rip it up.

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And that she should smile more.

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Unfortunately, his cult followers (and apparently large segments of the media) don't seem to notice the rising tide of stupidity ...

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GoFoundMe idea: raise money to pay his neighbor to follow Poodlehead around, wherever he goes.

Not do anything physical. Just stand there glowering at him.

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It is unclear whether Trump knows nothing. FIFIFY

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