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EEEEwwww on several levels!

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she rolled him up and roasTED him good :P

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Yep, on call 24/7. And networks and servers ALWAYS crash on a Friday afternoon at 4 pm, and there goes your weekend. I don't know why that is, but it's like Murphy's Law.

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ted cruz and people that support ted cruz are incalculably stupid.

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I hear he doesn't even get invited to Senate meetings, because nobody can stand to have him around.

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Statistically, runner on first with no outs produces more runs than runner on second with one out. Bunting costs runs, it's math!

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I had a coach hit me in the hand during BP. Had to go to the hospital for X-Rays...

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Yeah, I'm a real sucker for Smart Women, myself.

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LOL the "special effects" in Reptilicus are absolutely horrid, even for it's time. Hand puppets? Stop motion? hand animation? Poorly composited? YESYESYESYES!! It's a crime against humanity that MST3K never got around to this one.

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Battling the Kraken.

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Well be fair, it *is* all he's got...

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PHRASING!!

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I hope they have a big Costco box of MemeHelper if they're going to try and make that one feeble slam stretch until forever.

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Don't wanna confuse 'em when they print out their email!

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Hell. Yes. I'll be in my bunk.

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Shhh, you're ruining it!

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