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bobbert's avatar

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>if there’s something a physician can prescribe that can help someone who’s suffering, I’m in favor of that. </i> I double-dare Scott Brown to argue with that statement.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.</i>

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102415's avatar

Well, I used to have cancer and it might come back so can I get a prescription just in case? I think we should all stay prepared.

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chascates's avatar

Loco weed gift of Great Spirit.

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PubOption's avatar

What is the Green Party's opinion on this?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Though one can already see the next Karl Rove ad:

<i> Elizabeth Warren wants all children to have unlimited access to all illegal drugs forever. Because she hates freedom. And thinks she's an indian, too.

I'm Scottie 'Nice Guy' Brown, and I approve this message.</i>

Or something similarly dickish.

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