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bobbert's avatar

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>if there’s something a physician can prescribe that can help someone who’s suffering, I’m in favor of that. </i> I double-dare Scott Brown to argue with that statement.

fuflans's avatar

<i>This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.</i>

102415's avatar

Well, I used to have cancer and it might come back so can I get a prescription just in case? I think we should all stay prepared.

chascates's avatar

Loco weed gift of Great Spirit.

PubOption's avatar

What is the Green Party's opinion on this?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Though one can already see the next Karl Rove ad:

<i> Elizabeth Warren wants all children to have unlimited access to all illegal drugs forever. Because she hates freedom. And thinks she's an indian, too.

I'm Scottie 'Nice Guy' Brown, and I approve this message.</i>

Or something similarly dickish.