There are so many reasons to love Elizabeth Warren and now she has given us yet another reason, which is that she wants you to be free to get hiiiggggh. If you have cancer, that is. And a prescription. From a REAL doctor, not from a “Farmacy” like they have on every street corner in L.A. But still! If you have cancer and are in pain and have a prescription, you should totally be free to get hiiighhhh, says (future Senator!) Elizabeth Warren.
<i>if there&rsquo;s something a physician can prescribe that can help someone who&rsquo;s suffering, I&rsquo;m in favor of that. </i> I double-dare Scott Brown to argue with that statement.
<i>This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you&#039;s. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder&#039;s head. Luckily I&#039;m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.</i>
<i> Elizabeth Warren wants all children to have unlimited access to all illegal drugs forever. Because she hates freedom. And thinks she&#039;s an indian, too.
I&#039;m Scottie &#039;Nice Guy&#039; Brown, and I approve this message.</i>
Reality is a crutch for people who can&#039;t handle drugs.
<i>if there&rsquo;s something a physician can prescribe that can help someone who&rsquo;s suffering, I&rsquo;m in favor of that. </i> I double-dare Scott Brown to argue with that statement.
<i>This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you&#039;s. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder&#039;s head. Luckily I&#039;m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.</i>
Well, I used to have cancer and it might come back so can I get a prescription just in case? I think we should all stay prepared.
Loco weed gift of Great Spirit.
What is the Green Party&#039;s opinion on this?
Though one can already see the next Karl Rove ad:
<i> Elizabeth Warren wants all children to have unlimited access to all illegal drugs forever. Because she hates freedom. And thinks she&#039;s an indian, too.
I&#039;m Scottie &#039;Nice Guy&#039; Brown, and I approve this message.</i>
Or something similarly dickish.