Elizabeth Warren Stars In 'Scott Brown Gets His Butt Kicked 2: Electric Booglaoo'

We cannot tell you how excited we are to have Scott Brown to kick around again as he's now going to flail his way through running for Senate in New Hampshire. Yesterday, Maureen Dowd explained to us that Democrats were secretly super scared of a Brown run, except we all know he will not win, which is a weird definition of "scared." We spent yesterday in prayer hoping that somehow the complete pantsing of Scott Brown this time around would include Elizabeth Warren again, because she did such a great job of it in Massachusetts. Our sky god loves us because our wishes were granted. 

Take it away, cool librarian/professor you always wanted but never got/fun yet stern aunt Elizabeth Warren!

Mere minutes after Scott Brown officially announced Friday that he was forming an exploratory committee for a U.S. Senate bid in New Hampshire, his erstwhile rival was rallying her supporters against him.

"It just happened: A few minutes ago, Scott Brown officially announced that he’s forming an exploratory committee to run against my friend Jeanne Shaheen for the Senate in New Hampshire," Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) wrote in the email.

Because Elizabeth Warren is Elizabeth Warren, she does not stop there, oh no she does not. She goes on to remind the world that she already kicked Scott Brown's ass once before, so help her obliterate him again.

In 2012, we ran a campaign based on our values. [...]

We had that fight, and we won. Now we need to win again.

What's that, Scott Brown supporters? We couldn't hear you over the end zone dance Elizabeth Warren is still doing, politely but firmly, all over your face. She is never going away, Scott Brown. She even set up an easily Google-able page so when you ask the Google "oh hey do you remember when Elizabeth Warren beat Scott Brown?" you will get to a new page that will help you donate to have another different lady, Jeanne Shaheen, pummel the posterior of one Scott Brown.

We might enjoy this race even more than Christine O'Donnell's ill-fated Delaware run, because while that was a blowout AND included declarations of non-witchery, it did not star our cool friend Elizabeth Warren. This is, as the kids say, going to be epic.

[ TPM / Weekly Standard