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bobbert's avatar

Pro tip: The DerrickWildcats are not what they seem.

And, yes, I know you are not a n00b.

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bobbert's avatar

Good. That's good. My snark was completely paralyzed by "Dr. Dube".

All I could see was a vision of a stand-alone freeway interchange, for twenty years.

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bobbert's avatar

Turning Japanese, are we?

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WA Bishop's avatar

OT, but <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0119305\/" target="_blank">Homegrown</a> is a great movie about where your marijuana dollars go.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Get your government hands off my narrative, buddy.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

$500 an ounce??? keep that number in mind next time you make fun of people who live in AZ

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wonder how many of the rural MA rednecks who spent the campaign smearing "Pocahontas" Warren were out celebrating Saint Patrick's Day this weekend, reveling in their .05% Irish heritage?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope they establish a miminum wage for all those writers gettng paid in exposure dollars.

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fuflans's avatar

i like to think that every time elizabeth warren opens her mouth, a teabagger gets crushed by the weight of their collective stupidity.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Naw, that's the difference between being stoned and being stupid- eventually the pot wears off

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I always liked the Broadcast Journalism degree. Nothing like being a BJ major...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and Eddie Money

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the problem is- the village is a gated community

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Shypixel's avatar

Is Elizabeth single? I could so get down with that.

Sure she is a little School Marmy, but when you are sapio-sexual, that is hot...

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WA Bishop's avatar

<blockquote><i>Your Wonkette ain’t no fancy professor at no college...</i></blockquote> Which, as you say, means you are.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Me too, and I'm not even a girl! I'll be whatever she wants me to be.

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