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m3bosha's avatar

I'd go more with carp. ((shudders)) I freeking hate carp (I don't mean to eat, I don't think people eat them, just in general, in the lake, sooooo yucky).

mailman27's avatar

Kinda puts Intense Debate in perspective.

Sheila Cheval's avatar

Isn't it ironic that the orange bufoon is married to an illegal immigrant (allegedly). So he isn't anti-immigration if you are a white girl with a BMI of 18 and have the cheekbones of Natasha Fatale. A person of color or with a different (probably criminal) religion or BOTH! is a different story. And he and the flying monkey brigade have the balls to say he is definitely not a racist asshole.

doggiedaddy's avatar

And sometimes thishttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/2fci...

doggiedaddy's avatar

What do you mean IF?Isn't she that now?

H0mer0's avatar

and definitely NOT FOOD!

H0mer0's avatar

I got that mug for my ex when we first started dating 23 years ago. It did not work.

H0mer0's avatar

reminds me of the joke with the punchline "If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedez."

H0mer0's avatar

story of my life....

H0mer0's avatar

also too, the story of my life....

Historicat's avatar

Except for the things which are meant to be taken literally. Those are obviously metaphors.

ahughes798's avatar

Chinese farmed Tilapia...they eat only the finest human shit!

BouncyFlyer's avatar

That horse dong from Bad Dragon is for illustrative purposes only, honest! -snrk-

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I'll be in my bunk indefinitely.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Does the one weird trick fix our crepey skin?

Alan's avatar

And you were being quite humorous also too.