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I'd go more with carp. ((shudders)) I freeking hate carp (I don't mean to eat, I don't think people eat them, just in general, in the lake, sooooo yucky).

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Kinda puts Intense Debate in perspective.

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Isn't it ironic that the orange bufoon is married to an illegal immigrant (allegedly). So he isn't anti-immigration if you are a white girl with a BMI of 18 and have the cheekbones of Natasha Fatale. A person of color or with a different (probably criminal) religion or BOTH! is a different story. And he and the flying monkey brigade have the balls to say he is definitely not a racist asshole.

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And sometimes thishttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/2fci...

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What do you mean IF?Isn't she that now?

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and definitely NOT FOOD!

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I got that mug for my ex when we first started dating 23 years ago. It did not work.

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reminds me of the joke with the punchline "If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedez."

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story of my life....

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also too, the story of my life....

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Except for the things which are meant to be taken literally. Those are obviously metaphors.

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Chinese farmed Tilapia...they eat only the finest human shit!

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That horse dong from Bad Dragon is for illustrative purposes only, honest! -snrk-

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I'll be in my bunk indefinitely.

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Does the one weird trick fix our crepey skin?

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And you were being quite humorous also too.

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