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Aslo White's avatar

So let me get this straight. A 10-point win for Democrats in Wisconsin is a huge victory for us, while somehow a 12-point win for Republicans in Florida is a huge loss for them.

This is why Democrats keep losing.

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mzf's avatar
Apr 4Edited

Wouldn't be great if Elise Stefanic turned around and became a Democrat (or was she one before turning republican) just because of the harassment just thrown at her?

nah. I don't even Democrats could suffer her.

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Maybe's avatar

The future of America and Western Civilization is looking a little brighter now that musky had his ass handed to him in Wisconsin.

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marcus816's avatar

We should have a little empathy for Husk and not make fun of the fact that he is a non-functional penis implant.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

*MATERIALISES*

Damn this bloody machine!

*kicks TARIDS*

How long have I been gone? Has frog juggling been banned at the Olympics yet?

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Elon was the best argument in Wisconsin the Democrats could have had.

In Wisconsin court race, megadonor Musk's role helps fuel Democratic turnout https://www.reuters.com/world/us/wisconsin-court-race-megadonor-musks-role-helps-fuel-democratic-turnout-2025-04-02/

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Joe Max's avatar

♫ Elon's losing more today than yes-ter-daaay...♬

♫ But not as much as to-mor-roooowwww...♪

(w/apologies to the band Chicago.)

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kmblue187's avatar

So say we all, indeed. And to all the law firms and others who are caving to Trump, remember this tidbit from Ben Franklin:

"If we don't hang together, we shall surely hang separately."

Come together to defy him.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Perhaps WI can now redistrict FAIRLY. I hope fElon skuM is suffering today.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I saw a speculation that Elno might be sent under the bus soon. My positive thought is if so and republicans don’t have to fear him funding primary opponents they might speak up. Oh well I believed it for maybe 2 minutes.

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Maybe's avatar

My theory is that trumpy is dysfunctional except for his obsession for money and attention and that everything he does happens because a crony provides him with those and then asks for a favor.

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CI Carlson's avatar

Ken White is no longer Pope Hat? Why did no one tell me!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

He regularly changes his name, but he'll always be Pope Hat.

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Eric Tompkins's avatar

I did indeed read the whole thing, but I wanted to see this part again:

"And Wisconsin said that’s right, said fuck that South African nepo baby apartheid shitmouth"

So good.

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Debra Dassow's avatar

as for the Voter ID constitutional amendment here, we as Democrats knew it would be tough, it is already state law. The real story is the GOP State Legislature cannot pass nasty legislation because they know our Dem Governor will veto it. They are governing via constitutional amendments we have no ballot initiatives here, they have four more slated for the next elections.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Nelson Muntz HaHa.gif

𝗧𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝟭𝟯% 𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸

𝘛𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 13% 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 2022. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘬’𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩-𝘧𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/apr/02/tesla-sales-down-elon-musk

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marcus816's avatar

Good, but not enough. Let’s push this to 💯%!

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Maybe's avatar

People should start returning their teslas.

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motmelere's avatar

I didn't even know that ID question was going to be on another ballot! I went to the polls for the supreme court race, state superintendent faced a challenge by a school choice/work your kids at home nut. My tiny town also passed a fair operational budget increase for schools!

I think leaning into Trumpism hurt schlemiel; he was going to lose anyway, but Elno trying to buy the race sealed the deal. I'm surprised it was only a nine-point ass kicking.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I'll give Schimel credit for one thing: He took the loss like a man, unlike the putz whom Janet Protasiewicz beat in the last election. Man, did he ever have a hissy! He raged and whined about her thumping him over abortion rights. And it was the second fucking time he got thrown off the Court, after being appointed!

I wonder if Elon will offer Schimel some kind of job. Don't take it if he does, pal.

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Maybe's avatar

Nah, no job offer. Schimel didn't whine, gripe, and lie enough after his loss to suit musky.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Yes and when his supporters booed, he told them that he lost and that was that.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Elon won't offer Schimel a job. He doesn't give a fuck about Schimel.

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