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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Speaking of "girl math" – you know who else has a Harvard Econ Ph.D? Larry "King of the Smug" Summers.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

To be fair, Elon is right about Harvard, but Stanford does it’s share. Not that he was there long enough to learn that. Ketamine is all the university that vicious little creep needed.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Chump should sign an Executive Order requiring every action by his administration and every member of it to be accompanied by a laugh track.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

The GIF gets me gigglin' every time I open the Wonkette tab.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. When I saw "morel high ground" my internal reaction was DAAA-AAAAAD!!! That said, this is the year we may actually find morels; my beloved has scouted three spots that should yield some. The so-called false morels we found on the side of our driveway were absolutely fucking delicious, but that's because everything grown on our mountain is first rate.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

"Navarro should ask the fake expert he invented, Ron Vara."

Jesus, these morons can't even come up with a convincing alias.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Ron Vara" Isn't that his porn name?

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mr_snarky's avatar

oooh a schism in the legion of doom! rowr!

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Jan Miller's avatar

It's like watching Alabama's football team play Georgia's. I want both to lose in humiliating fashion.

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mr_snarky's avatar

pulling for injuries

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Jan Miller's avatar

😂

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Kimball is old welsh for 'war chief' so that is subtle Felon - real subtle

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underwriter505's avatar

Since they are both so reactionary, why don't they just fight a good old fashioned duel? The winner can be tried for first degree murder, and both seconds as accessories. That would help the nation tremendously.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

They do love to go on about how "manly" they are and they're trying to drag the country back to the time where duels were still a thing, so I'm fully on board.

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tehbaddr's avatar

It's been a long time since I've seen an MLP header gif! For those who are newer here, Dok used to use them on the regular, because he is a Brony.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"President Donald Trump was slammed Tuesday for what critics described as a classless claim about how foreign countries are responding to his tariffs, which have tanked stock markets.

“I’m telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass,” Trump bragged at the National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner in Washington, D.C.“They are,” he continued. “They are dying to make a deal.” Trump then mimicked someone saying, “Please, please, sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything. I’ll do anything, sir.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-tariffs-boast-reaction_n_67f60e06e4b06e09261da701?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

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tehbaddr's avatar

"sir" Lying his ass off again.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I hate them both.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"GOP To Change House Rules To Prevent Themselves From Blocking Trump’s Tariffs"

WASHINGTON – Republicans are changing the rules of the House on Wednesday to prevent Democrats from forcing a vote on stopping President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) slipped language into a procedural measure that would bar action on legislation aimed at terminating the national emergency that Trump declared to impose his worldwide tariffs.

The move is a remarkable show of fealty to Trump, whose tariffs have rattled global stock markets and caused profound anxiety even among Republicans, who have traditionally favored free trade policies rather than protectionism. It’s also an embarrassing display of Republicans weakening their own roles as legislators." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/house-rules-change-trump-tariffs_n_67f6a344e4b01be203957673

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

So stupid. It's like the filibuster. If they want to stop his tariffs, now they need to make a new rule first ... and there is nothing preventing that. So, it's a 2 step process instead of 1. Big Deal.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Good. We need the GOP to be all-in on the destruction of the global economy. When we're standing in a pile of ash, they'll have nowhere to hide.

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Anzu's avatar

Let them fight.

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