Ok, but as a Pennsylvania voter, and since he can't actually check how I voted, can I be prosecuted for accepting the 1 million dollars? Asking for me.
THEY'LL probably be the ones prosecuted and there will be no consequences for Elon/Leon/Elno because he's got allll the moneys (and we all know how that works).
I will pay you $1 million to snort like a pig, thatβs all Iβm interested in, but you must be a registered voter who signs a loyalty pledge to Donald Trump to elect him ruler. But itβs really the pig snort Iβm after.
Gosh, who couldn't have predicted this? Musk outsourced the actual work to a contractor with a set fee per doorknock, so the contractor's going to hire a bunch of temps and push them as hard as he can to make as much profit for himself as he can, and the temps said, "Fuck that shit."
I've asked this before, but what is this "petition" petitioning? Is it supposed to go to another entity besides that super PAC, someone who presumably would do something?
I think calling this bullshit a "petition" is a travesty of the word
This is just a very manual, "waa Facebook won't let me collect personal details like the would for Cambridge Analytica . . .waa" data harvesting. Last remaining mystery is if Leon gets a Putin signed Soviet era storm coat out of it.
I'll return to my of late theme... who the fuck cares if it's illegal because Musk, no matter who wins the election, will face exactly 0 consequences. Because nothing fucking matters.
Gee, I wish my daddy had owned an emerald mine full of slave labor so I could afford to make billions by buying other peopleβs ideas and presenting them as my own and then be hailed by the media as a real life Tony Stark.
Iβve heard Republicans claim for years that welfare programs are literal bribes for people to vote Democrat. But Iβm sure theyβre all fine with this.
Leno Smuk. I've been itching to write that.
Ok, but as a Pennsylvania voter, and since he can't actually check how I voted, can I be prosecuted for accepting the 1 million dollars? Asking for me.
Sadly, Muskrat's offer "expires October 21" for some reason.
If he does get prosecuted, and the whole rancid scheme is found to be illegal, what happens to the voters who won and accepted the bribe-prize?
THEY'LL probably be the ones prosecuted and there will be no consequences for Elon/Leon/Elno because he's got allll the moneys (and we all know how that works).
I was always fond of Heywood Jablomey.
Long ago on a message board far away one of my favorite handles to see was "Haywood Jablonski".
I will pay you $1 million to snort like a pig, thatβs all Iβm interested in, but you must be a registered voter who signs a loyalty pledge to Donald Trump to elect him ruler. But itβs really the pig snort Iβm after.
Ta, Gary. That cartoon villain is breaking the law every day. And I just redacted myself.
And those pimply faced engineering students? They're quitting.
"...canvassers are quitting because the pay is not good enough for the amount of work they are required to do. " Just the way Republicans like it!
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/21/2278337/-Elon-Musk-s-scheme-to-help-Trump-is-a-hot-mess-and-possibly-illegal?
Gosh, who couldn't have predicted this? Musk outsourced the actual work to a contractor with a set fee per doorknock, so the contractor's going to hire a bunch of temps and push them as hard as he can to make as much profit for himself as he can, and the temps said, "Fuck that shit."
The Free Marketβ’ in action. Surely Muskrat won't complain, right?
And the moral of this story, children, is never trust a Space Nazi.
Gesundheit.
I've asked this before, but what is this "petition" petitioning? Is it supposed to go to another entity besides that super PAC, someone who presumably would do something?
I think calling this bullshit a "petition" is a travesty of the word
This is just a very manual, "waa Facebook won't let me collect personal details like the would for Cambridge Analytica . . .waa" data harvesting. Last remaining mystery is if Leon gets a Putin signed Soviet era storm coat out of it.
But again - who is the recipient of the petition? Facebook?
You have to give them your phone number just to see the "petition".
Better be prepared to assign "STOP <enter>" to a keystroke, if you haven't already done so.
'And the winner of the million dollars is.................... DON AL D'TROOMP!'
I'll return to my of late theme... who the fuck cares if it's illegal because Musk, no matter who wins the election, will face exactly 0 consequences. Because nothing fucking matters.
The $1M Question: Is Elon Muskβs βPetitionβ Drive Actually Legal? | Techdirt
https://www.techdirt.com/2024/10/21/the-1m-question-is-elon-musks-petition-drive-actually-legal/
Gee, I wish my daddy had owned an emerald mine full of slave labor so I could afford to make billions by buying other peopleβs ideas and presenting them as my own and then be hailed by the media as a real life Tony Stark.
I LOVE RDJ's Tony Stark and every time I hear that comparison I want to puke.
"...fined not more than $10,000 or imprisoned not more than five years..."
Put Leon in jail for 5 years. He can bunk with that crypto guy, Sam. They probably have a lot to talk about.
Rich people only go to jail when they steal from other rich people.
At least Dr. Evil ADMITS he's bald.
Iβve heard Republicans claim for years that welfare programs are literal bribes for people to vote Democrat. But Iβm sure theyβre all fine with this.
Theyβre still doing that on social media
Over student loan relief
Guess they forgot about all those PPP loans
That REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN got forgiven (!)