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James Yakura's avatar

I saw someone post Grok's answer to whether Musk or Trump has the bigger yaoi collection. It apparently took a while, but it said that Musk does, because as an anime fan he's probably at least dipped his toes into BL.

(I agree with its conclusions, but only because Trump strikes me as being more the type to be into bara. I will not expand on this.)

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carovee's avatar

The problem is all the suits who think AI can replace their employees. By the time they realize how wrong they are the damage to people and our economy is done.

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Zap's avatar

Suits will be replaced by terminators.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Grokipedia because Conservapedia wasn't stupid enough?

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Who is better at giving blowjobs? Elon Musk or noted throat goat Nancy Reagan?

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But is it as hilarious as Conservapedia?

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Jim's avatar

Wonder if the Jesus-jamming MAGA morons have heard that Musk’s Grok has proclaimed him as superior to their savior?

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Tappin Lisa's avatar

"Jesus nailed the miracle"

really?

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Zap's avatar

And hung around to see it work.

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werecat's avatar

I would never use Grok. It's nothing special, just a racist overlay of chatgpt basically. It's like a two year old version of chatgpt made by the intelligence agency of a highly populated, authoritiarian, corrupt government.

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Shallow state's avatar

“ ________ was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into _________ "

Straight out of the abuser's victim-blaming phrasebook.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

lol European descent = African!

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"M"'s avatar

Speaking of attempts to rewrite history

Angus King telling everyone the supposed "peace plan" is literally Russia's wishlist for Ukrainian territory TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3m6b6wgqtws2y

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3m6b6udrzms2s

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I am not happy with the amount of kilowatts being consumed for this level of crap.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

No one asked Grok if Elon would blow Bubba better than Chump?

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I keep getting 'Grok' confused with 'Trog'.

"Trog: The strangest horror film of its era"

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20201116-trog-the-strangest-horror-of-its-era

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I am a huge 80's music kid. PSB & New Order are among my top fav's. So why am I just NOW discovering Johnny Marr's solo stuff?! I'm LOVING it!

Johnny Marr - New Town Velocity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXEc9WZ1bkY&list=RDSXEc9WZ1bkY&start_radio=1

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FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

Didja know that Chrissie Hynde had him as the guitarist on the most recent Pretenders album & part of the tour? I hope they make it permanent. Actually, Chrissie backed by all of the Smiths not named Morrisey would be a very good iteration of the band.

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chascates's avatar

I really wish the military would rise up & depose this bastard!

@realDonaldTrump:

"MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE DEMOCRAT TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS, AS PRESIDENT, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF SERIOUS PROPORTION!"

@realDonaldTrump:

"THE TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW, NOT ROAMING THE FAKE NEWS NETWORKS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT WHAT THEY SAID WAS OK. IT WASN’T, AND NEVER WILL BE! IT WAS SEDITION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL, AND SEDITION IS A MAJOR CRIME. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF WHAT THEY SAID!"

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

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marydn's avatar

So TACO is admitting that his orders are illegal? Because the Democratic law makers said to not follow illegal orders. There was no mention of not following TACO's orders.

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Chimp's avatar

There are two interpretations of everything, Donnie:

Yours, and the correct one.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

And those two are always 180 degrees opposite.

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Tessie's avatar

So, basically Eric Cartman pretending to interview himself:

Cartman [role playing as interviewer]: Eric, why are you so awesome?

Cartman [as himself]: I don't know; I just am.

...Only with fistfuls more of ketamine.

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