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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She really should have ended it at "he's so cute." Or better yet, "I can't wait to get him into bed."

Then sit back and wait for the "exposé." With luck, it would make it all the way to the Faux News blowhards, and totally make Jon Stewart's <strike>day</strike> week.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The ghost is just a ghost; the undead includes the rotting corpse, and therefore smells worse. Also, BRAINS!!!1!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hardly worth <i>my</i> attention ... that's what minions are for. Being pranged by mere minions is particularly painful for attention whores. So we do it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Know what's best, best, best about this? That "exposé of media elites" can never be published, without exposing the identity of the fuckwit conservatard blogger.

bobbert's avatar

<i>Although one of ours just had a habit of looking guilty when ANYone yelled about ANYthing.</i>

Mm, dog, right.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Agreed! She should have started off by begging them not to publish any photos and then just take off from there.

TundraGrifter's avatar

You beat me to it! I was going with "Didn't they mean to send that email to Gov. Nikki Haley?"

Did you see how it looks like she is not going to get to give the keynote address at the Republican Convention? She sold her state's port of Savannah down the river for Charleston, South Carolina. In return, the story goes, she was going to get national press and ink.

Ha. Ha. HA!

SullivanSt's avatar

Aren't they all long-form?

Except for Kim K's, of course.

SullivanSt's avatar

Or is it "who do you have to blow to get paid to watch porn"?

SullivanSt's avatar

Deborah Palfrey?

Ashley Dupré?

SullivanSt's avatar

Stalking isn't the same as trolling.

bobbert's avatar

Holy Moley. That's fantastic.