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Clarence especially likes the opening scene where the infantry storms Anita Hill

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"Roots." But he has to run it backwards so it has a happy ending.

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<i>A Boy and His Dog The Ruling Class The Wicker Man </i>(original - 1973) and of course, always and forever<i> A Clockwork Orange </i>

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No.

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Huh, he always struck as a Blue Velet kind of a guy.

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<em>The Notebook</em> ought to cheer Clarence right up. After all, given his proclamations that all healthcare is unconstitutional, presumable olds dying is a laugh riot in the Thomas household.

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His favorite scene is the draft induction exams capped by that fabulous number, <i>'Black Boys/White Boys'</i>.

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"Last King of Scotland"? He's got a look going here....

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Yes, I'm being redundant, but isn't Clarence a "Family Values" porn hound?

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Clarence Thomas haz a sad? We could chip in for a one-way ticket to Somalia, where taxes are much lower.

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It would make a lot of people happy.

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Waking up and finding that his wife was miraculously switched with Anita Hill?

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I'd prefer they disconnect.

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With extra hair!

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