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"While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof." (Song of Solomon 1:12, KJV)

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Perhaps he is protecting the most holy grail.....

<i>This is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer!

Would your master like to join our no fly zone?

I don' think he'll be verra keen...he's already got one, you see. </i>

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In any language, the Slippery Slope is Michelle Malkin.

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My sister says she observed two Swiss vacationers meet in a hotel swimming pool, and shake hands. While treading water.

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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

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God only know what books those might be. Beck may think that all books are rare, since the people who follow him sure don't seem to have a lot of familiarity with functional literacy.

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I got yer pillar of salt right here.

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Put your hand in the <a href="http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images\?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3Nt82tpk238ny2QnkGbxWlFqIpWEZTI2d_vuyTEb_OYXD8cHB" target="_blank">Puppet Head</a>

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After performing this heroic feat and the inevitable mutation he’ll need a new name. Akihitozilla? Gamakihito? Emperorman? Toast?

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We really need a nice fartbox tongue-punching this week, don't we?

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I only eat fresh anus; canned anus just tastes terrible.

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I've got my noose and rafter all ready.

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Where's General MacArthur when you need him?

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You know, it occurred to me the other day that there aren’t too many places left in the world that would make a good vacation destination.

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