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Spurning Beer's avatar

"While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof." (Song of Solomon 1:12, KJV)

jqheywood's avatar

Perhaps he is protecting the most holy grail.....

<i>This is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer!

Would your master like to join our no fly zone?

I don' think he'll be verra keen...he's already got one, you see. </i>

Spurning Beer's avatar

In any language, the Slippery Slope is Michelle Malkin.

Spurning Beer's avatar

My sister says she observed two Swiss vacationers meet in a hotel swimming pool, and shake hands. While treading water.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

PsycWench's avatar

God only know what books those might be. Beck may think that all books are rare, since the people who follow him sure don't seem to have a lot of familiarity with functional literacy.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I got yer pillar of salt right here.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Put your hand in the <a href="http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images\?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3Nt82tpk238ny2QnkGbxWlFqIpWEZTI2d_vuyTEb_OYXD8cHB" target="_blank">Puppet Head</a>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

After performing this heroic feat and the inevitable mutation he’ll need a new name. Akihitozilla? Gamakihito? Emperorman? Toast?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

We really need a nice fartbox tongue-punching this week, don't we?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I only eat fresh anus; canned anus just tastes terrible.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I've got my noose and rafter all ready.

chascates's avatar

Where's General MacArthur when you need him?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You know, it occurred to me the other day that there aren’t too many places left in the world that would make a good vacation destination.