End Journalist Trafficking
Interested in buying and selling media personalities like so much meat this weekend? "Horton's Kids" has the event for you: a silent auction, where silent victims will be handed off to the richest bidders. Participants include Bret Baier, Tucker Carlson, Jane Mayer, Jeffrey Goldberg, Suzanne Malveaux, Norah O'Donnell, and Jessica Yellin. Oh, and Jack Kemp for some reason. All of them bartered for like ANIMALS!
Eat the Press [USN&WR]