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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Not Aware That I'm At 14:58</i>

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...you left out the part where Todd Palin(played by Charlie Sheen) beats her daily and then forces her to move out of the house, to a whore house in Arizona!

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fuflans's avatar

we will like you imissopus!

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fuflans's avatar

yeah the palins have successfully won america's media whore celebutard trifecta:

politics hollywood publishing

can the chinese moon wars happen soon enough?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The mythical Golem is a human-looking monster composed of inanimate material. So if by "reverse Golem" you mean human material in the form of an inanimate object, I would say yes. In the form of, say, a stump or pile of rocks.

(Incidentally, while my Wonkette identity is one of the Chosen People, in real life I am into denying my Jewishness.)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Treebeard wept.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Was Mary Wilson the dissenting vote? I had her pegged as a real civil libertarian.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I am slightly more afraid of life than I was four minutes ago.

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schmannity's avatar

Can't wait for the movie. Discussions already underway for Michael Palin to play Bristol in drag.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The thought of so many trees being destroyed for this retarded tart’s pulp abuse makes me ill. Thank Dog for E-Books.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The original title was "Bristol's Important Issues 'n Stuff".

I guess they figured the new one had a little more of that Palin type angst we've all grown to expect whenever they're around.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

OT: You need to explicitly type the < strike < /strike tags.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's not "pro-life", merely "not afraid of life". In Arizona, that's a felony.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...am I the only one that thinks, "Not Afraid of Life" sounds like the title of some crappy "Lifetime" movie!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

High point: All the free food on the Craft Services table.

Criticism faced: "Dances like a cow on roller skates" kinda hurt my feelings.

Low point: Not winning like totally sucked. They obviously hated me for my freedoms.

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