What do you call a book-length "book" about a dumb, bored teenager getting knocked up in a rural Arctic wasteland? Not Afraid of Life . Not Afraid of Life is the title of Bristol Palin's book. What was that? You're not buying this book because you're expecting it to be shallow and poorly written and about a person who hasn't accomplished anything besides getting pregnant and who doesn't at all concern you? Sounds like you're afraid of life! Why are you so afraid of life? Are you afraid raising a baby will be hard? Don't be. When you have a baby, people magically appear out of thin air who will give you public speaking contracts just for having a baby and will probably pay for babysitting fees too. And all the meth you and your baby need.
...you left out the part where Todd Palin(played by Charlie Sheen) beats her daily and then forces her to move out of the house, to a whore house in Arizona!
The mythical Golem is a human-looking monster composed of inanimate material. So if by "reverse Golem" you mean human material in the form of an inanimate object, I would say yes. In the form of, say, a stump or pile of rocks.
(Incidentally, while my Wonkette identity is one of the Chosen People, in real life I am into denying my Jewishness.)
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...you left out the part where Todd Palin(played by Charlie Sheen) beats her daily and then forces her to move out of the house, to a whore house in Arizona!
we will like you imissopus!
yeah the palins have successfully won america&#039;s media whore celebutard trifecta:
politics hollywood publishing
can the chinese moon wars happen soon enough?
The mythical Golem is a human-looking monster composed of inanimate material. So if by &quot;reverse Golem&quot; you mean human material in the form of an inanimate object, I would say yes. In the form of, say, a stump or pile of rocks.
(Incidentally, while my Wonkette identity is one of the Chosen People, in real life I am into denying my Jewishness.)
Treebeard wept.
Was Mary Wilson the dissenting vote? I had her pegged as a real civil libertarian.
I am slightly more afraid of life than I was four minutes ago.
Can&#039;t wait for the movie. Discussions already underway for Michael Palin to play Bristol in drag.
The thought of so many trees being destroyed for this retarded tart&rsquo;s pulp abuse makes me ill. Thank Dog for E-Books.
The original title was &quot;Bristol&#039;s Important Issues &#039;n Stuff&quot;.
I guess they figured the new one had a little more of that Palin type angst we&#039;ve all grown to expect whenever they&#039;re around.
OT: You need to explicitly type the &lt; strike &lt; /strike tags.
She&#039;s not &quot;pro-life&quot;, merely &quot;not afraid of life&quot;. In Arizona, that&#039;s a felony.
...am I the only one that thinks, &quot;Not Afraid of Life&quot; sounds like the title of some crappy &quot;Lifetime&quot; movie!
High point: All the free food on the Craft Services table.
Criticism faced: &quot;Dances like a cow on roller skates&quot; kinda hurt my feelings.
Low point: Not winning like totally sucked. They obviously hated me for my freedoms.