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Or any political group with "family" in their name

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Like DDR

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Jenny McCarthy is doing commercials now

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or Freedumb

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and short term memory

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glad I read you before I posted. I was wondering if they put that in there after I tried to drink it after adding a few more packs of sucralose.

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"Corporate Citizen"

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I thought it was just cuz nobody else had hair. Unless she's Puerto Rican, She doesn't look like a Nancy Callahan.

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He'll prolly explain it has nothing to do with water safety; he just deosn't want his view spoiled.

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Exactly

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I hate it when I am right

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Good lord he was! Even better than that...an excellent race car driver.

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I've dealt with The Honest Company through work. I wouldn't be surprised if they enjoyed sexual congress with dogs. Poor dogs.

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NOOOOOO!

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Hey, don't be dissin' Jessica Alba. I remember when her barely concealed butt was running as one of your clickbait ads.

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Those commies luuuuuuurves them their democratic republics. The official name of North Korea is "the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

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