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<i>Kentucky Halal Chicken</i>

Best of both worlds!!

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KFC <strike>finger licking</strike> infidel beheading good!

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What are these idiots gonna do when they find out that Colonel Sanders reports to General Tso?

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Kashmiri Faluddja Caliphate declares jihad against your bad English food.

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Why is Faux not howling about the <i> War on Chickens</i>?

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"Would you like some Ṣalāt to go with that?"

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Get her mash first, then banger.

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It's all kung pao then, baby.

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Just spitballing here, but do you suppose they just <i>don't know</i> that "contrails" is short for "condensation trails"?

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The real crime here is that a pub is closing. Save the PUBS!!!!!1!

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Keep fucking that fried chicken

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<i>the horrors of Creeping and Extra Crispy Sharia Law</i>

<a href="http:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/MjeLFmy6Lx8di\/giphy.gif" target="_blank">*clap*</a>

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Southern "heritage" can't hold a candle to the purebred English variety.

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That's what KFC gets for trying to roll out their new extra crispy falafels.

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It was the 11 secret fatwās and spices, plus the side order of Sharia Slaw that confused them...

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The Bill-O bucket

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