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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

KFC <strike>finger licking</strike> infidel beheading good!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What are these idiots gonna do when they find out that Colonel Sanders reports to General Tso?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Kashmiri Faluddja Caliphate declares jihad against your bad English food.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Would you like some ѹ’alāt to go with that?"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Get her mash first, then banger.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's all kung pao then, baby.

bobbert's avatar

Just spitballing here, but do you suppose they just <i>don't know</i> that "contrails" is short for "condensation trails"?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The real crime here is that a pub is closing. Save the PUBS!!!!!1!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Keep fucking that fried chicken

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>the horrors of Creeping and Extra Crispy Sharia Law</i>

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Southern "heritage" can't hold a candle to the purebred English variety.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That's what KFC gets for trying to roll out their new extra crispy falafels.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It was the 11 secret fatwās and spices, plus the side order of Sharia Slaw that confused them...