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Akira Bear's avatar

Southern Culture on the Skids - passin' out the fried chickin'

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Joseph's avatar

Will they make a corsage if you are gay? How about a party of 50, all lubed up? Di you have a party room?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Will Taco Bell counter with the burrito corsage? When will this fast food arms race end?

schmannity's avatar

Burger King's Whopper Boutonniere sends a subtle message.

artem1s's avatar

In-N-Out Burger, of course

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Keep eating KFC and you will get an ass big enough for the chaperones to stare at and get impure thoughts.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Overheard in line waiting to get in Chicken Heaven:

"Do I know you? You look familiar."

"Me? I was a concubine for a Conservative."

"Oh yeah! I was stuck on his fatass daughter's arm for some dance."

bobbert's avatar

I'm waiting for prommie to weigh in on this.