Perhaps you have a teenager getting ready for prom. You will of course be adorning them in the finest camouflage dresses that money can buy, but what about a corsage? Why not pick something classic, something that can be easily used for their shotgun wedding as well: the
Southern Culture on the Skids - passin' out the fried chickin'
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Will they make a corsage if you are gay? How about a party of 50, all lubed up? Di you have a party room?
Will Taco Bell counter with the burrito corsage? When will this fast food arms race end?
Burger King's Whopper Boutonniere sends a subtle message.
In-N-Out Burger, of course
Keep eating KFC and you will get an ass big enough for the chaperones to stare at and get impure thoughts.
Overheard in line waiting to get in Chicken Heaven:
"Do I know you? You look familiar."
"Me? I was a concubine for a Conservative."
"Oh yeah! I was stuck on his fatass daughter's arm for some dance."
I'm waiting for prommie to weigh in on this.