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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Uhm, you know I was joking, right? Dude, I'm an atheist and if I'm going to speak seriously, which I almost never do, that moron does have a right to speak what little of his mind there is. We, however have a right to point out out that he is wrong and a duty to do so as sarcastically as possible. Perhaps my sarcasm wasn't obvious enough but trust me I have almost never kept my mouth shut.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

Good job. Of course, I can see how that would be an unforgettable bible passage. Right now I'm still thinking, "fat king on a spit, dying on the toilet, Elvis style." Cool story.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Jah bless you, S.C. I-and-I was starting to worry about my reputation.

malsperanza's avatar

It goes well with those cakes we like.

malsperanza's avatar

The butthurt from the Proselytizing Brigade is also a treat: <a href="http://christiannews.net/20..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://christiannews.net/2014/11/05/little-girl-s...">http://christiannews.net/20...

Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't do that and I'm not even A Lady. So no excuse for me.

Spurning Beer's avatar

And some people claim that Christians are not persecuted in America.

Lot_49's avatar

Not sure about this. Did the parents take the video? Is this how kids should learn to make an argument?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Parents of this child: if you are ever in St Augustine please look me up so I can buy you dinner and make a contribution to your daughter's college fund and/or Congressional campaign.

PubOption's avatar

Surprised that nobody has posted this yet. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OKvoLnwVE">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Clutch - "50,000 Unstoppable Watts" Weathermaker Music - YouTube <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDoKyzHzP14">http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDoKyzHzP14">www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDo...

WA Bishop's avatar

Amen, praise Mithras.

Ikimizi's avatar

Restores my hope for the future.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I am shocked! What is wrong with the parents of that little girl? Did you hear her shouting over every word that poor preacher uttered?

I have always taught my children, that when you heckle a religious douchebag you must give them time to be an asshole. He speaks then you shout. It is far more effective if you let the moron be stupid BEFORE you respond. It's all about timing. I mean, it's not the kid's fault, she's doing a great job. I blame the parents. In my day, if I stepped on a guy, shouting before he made a totally moronic statement, I definitely wouldn't be getting ice cream that night.