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fuflans's avatar

blago tried this.

did not work.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You're off by a factor of 1,000. Even Bill Gates can't compete with that rate of return.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Are you suggesting he won't become a successful Republican politician?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's a handy wrought-iron fence at Trinity Church that would make for an impressive display.

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diogenez's avatar

Free Pussy Riot!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not in the country club he likely served. probably had a private room with a view of the prison garden and an off duty guard as butler...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it only pops the first time

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

given how fast Jack Abramoff started making the rounds with all the fawning media- a week is being too generous

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

try the veal

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hear UBS is hiring

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as one of many

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's good to be the king...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perhaps he gets one of those signed Bush Masterpiece™ nudes.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope she updates her look with some fake tatas, sweet bling-encrusted shades and a bitchin' pimp cane, instead of that do-rag and scale, with all the sweet bribe money she's earned.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The new rule courtesy of the Roberts Court:

<em>If a Corporation does it, that means that it is not illegal.</em>

<a href="http:\/\/news.usc.edu\/#!\/article\/50424\/not-quite-business-as-usual-for-supreme-court-justices\/" target="_blank">This</a> is hardly surprising.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yes but, isn’t there an extra-time-in-jail law for being a grandma hater?

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