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fuflans's avatar

blago tried this.

did not work.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You're off by a factor of 1,000. Even Bill Gates can't compete with that rate of return.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Are you suggesting he won't become a successful Republican politician?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's a handy wrought-iron fence at Trinity Church that would make for an impressive display.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not in the country club he likely served. probably had a private room with a view of the prison garden and an off duty guard as butler...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it only pops the first time

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

given how fast Jack Abramoff started making the rounds with all the fawning media- a week is being too generous

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's good to be the king...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perhaps he gets one of those signed Bush Masterpiece™ nudes.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope she updates her look with some fake tatas, sweet bling-encrusted shades and a bitchin' pimp cane, instead of that do-rag and scale, with all the sweet bribe money she's earned.

SullivanSt's avatar

The new rule courtesy of the Roberts Court:

<em>If a Corporation does it, that means that it is not illegal.</em>

<a href="http:\/\/news.usc.edu\/#!\/article\/50424\/not-quite-business-as-usual-for-supreme-court-justices\/" target="_blank">This</a> is hardly surprising.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yes but, isn’t there an extra-time-in-jail law for being a grandma hater?