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I was with the parents until it got to the boyfriend. Aside from the right or wrong, forcing someone to dump even the most horrible boyfriend is never a good idea. Either the girl sticks with the boyfriend, increasing her commitment to the relationship or she will obey and be hugely resentful ever after.

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As if there weren't already enough reasons to stay the hell out of NJ.

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And every year going forward, we can assume.

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Twitter says the judge ruled against her just now.

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Ruling <a href="http://www.kmov.com/news/na..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kmov.com/news/national/Judge-rules-aga...">http://www.kmov.com/news/na...

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Parents are SO phony!

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I'm actually glad kids like this exist. They provide me with two things:

1. Endless entertainment. (Because they're not mine) 2. Continued motivation to not have one of these little fuckers.

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Dear The Pope, This why most of the world thinks birth control is good idea. Sincerely, MG

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All of these people seem pretty terrible to me.

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Something tells me Thanksgiving will be sorta awkward at the Canning household this year.

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She should intern for SarahPAC.

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