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So is that drawing suggesting that the woman doesn't shave but the man does?

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I want my money back.

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How about a food taster as well?http://akns-images.eonline....

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The powerful people in fascist regimes usually do become paranoid enough to believe they need round-the-clock security (and, probably, do actually need it in the late stages of their fascism).

But it seems like the Trump administration is getting to that point awfully quickly for people who are at least purportedly not fascists.

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His pie was too dry.

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It's got what plants crave.

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Hey!No need to bring Hillary into this mess!The GOP owns this whole thing, lock, stock, and barrel!

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How many food tasters does he have?

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Expanding his security team isn't enough. He should adopt an irregular schedule and keep changing his travel plans at the last second.

In fact, maybe he should stop showing up for work at all. That'd keep him much safer, along with the rest of us.

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According to that picture, we have lobsters fighting on our side.

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Half the player characters in my D&D game?

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That's no yolk.

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NRA whackdoodles are scared of lobsters, now?

Why won't the President say RADICALIZED ILLUMINATI BEYONCÉ CRUSTACEANS!!?

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You know why the babies with 20 fingers and two heads keep being born in India and China? Neutered EPAs.

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