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Missing2D6's avatar

So is that drawing suggesting that the woman doesn't shave but the man does?

Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

The powerful people in fascist regimes usually do become paranoid enough to believe they need round-the-clock security (and, probably, do actually need it in the late stages of their fascism).

But it seems like the Trump administration is getting to that point awfully quickly for people who are at least purportedly not fascists.

WIDTAP's avatar

His pie was too dry.

TakingAmes's avatar

It's got what plants crave.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Hey!No need to bring Hillary into this mess!The GOP owns this whole thing, lock, stock, and barrel!

chascates's avatar

How many food tasters does he have?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Expanding his security team isn't enough. He should adopt an irregular schedule and keep changing his travel plans at the last second.

In fact, maybe he should stop showing up for work at all. That'd keep him much safer, along with the rest of us.

Vel Venturi's avatar

According to that picture, we have lobsters fighting on our side.

Doug Langley's avatar

Half the player characters in my D&D game?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

NRA whackdoodles are scared of lobsters, now?

Why won't the President say RADICALIZED ILLUMINATI BEYONCÉ CRUSTACEANS!!?

Kante Anderson's avatar

You know why the babies with 20 fingers and two heads keep being born in India and China? Neutered EPAs.