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TundraGrifter's avatar

You rang?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that where U. Utah Phillips got his?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"I'd like to sincerely apologize if I have offended any maggots."

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Pile some kimchi on top of it like cole slaw on pulled pork. You'll never taste the rancid moose meat!

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fuflans's avatar

yup. that GIFs a keeper. it better rear it's flappy head a LOT in the near future.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

This whole episode tastes rather gamey.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... and he'll spend the rest of his life trying in vain to get that smell out of his nose.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And goddamn it, will everyone try like shit to cut back on the fucking swears please?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, you can put lipstick on a moose, but...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And now here's something we hope you'll really like...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

ED MEESE LIBEL!!!!1!!!!1!!1!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Would these, perchance, be the greasy and grimy kind, dished out in large viridian-hued helpings?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The House majority will meet in private to consider accepting your statement of remorse.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Alaska is trying to ram moose meat down our throats.

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PubOption's avatar

So she doesn't like moose, perhaps she should try squirrel?

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schmannity's avatar

Alright, enough is enough! Rancid moose meat is no way to refer to a half-term governor.

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