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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that where U. Utah Phillips got his?

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"I'd like to sincerely apologize if I have offended any maggots."

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Pile some kimchi on top of it like cole slaw on pulled pork. You'll never taste the rancid moose meat!

fuflans's avatar

yup. that GIFs a keeper. it better rear it's flappy head a LOT in the near future.

Lefty Mark's avatar

This whole episode tastes rather gamey.

Lefty Mark's avatar

... and he'll spend the rest of his life trying in vain to get that smell out of his nose.

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And goddamn it, will everyone try like shit to cut back on the fucking swears please?

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Well, you can put lipstick on a moose, but...

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And now here's something we hope you'll really like...

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ED MEESE LIBEL!!!!1!!!!1!!1!

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Would these, perchance, be the greasy and grimy kind, dished out in large viridian-hued helpings?

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The House majority will meet in private to consider accepting your statement of remorse.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Alaska is trying to ram moose meat down our throats.

PubOption's avatar

So she doesn't like moose, perhaps she should try squirrel?

schmannity's avatar

Alright, enough is enough! Rancid moose meat is no way to refer to a half-term governor.