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Well, it means "so be it", or something like that, so using it as sort of a cheerleading device in a prayer or a sermon or a scripture reading is at least syntactically coherent.

But this fool has no sense at all of how to use it. He's using it like "full stop".

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This is from the origin myth of the Acme Nation?

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Ha. Also, half-ish jackal.

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You betcha.

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Men. Boys. Crowbar.

(A joke from high school).

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Nicely done.

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As far as I can tell, the website also <i>doesn't</i> tell you where the hell the church is located.

Also, this:

"Recently, our Pastor was convicted concerning his baptism and ordination. He was Scripturally baptized, ordained, and sent-out on 9/18/2011 by Toronto Baptist Church, Toronto, ON."

Can anybody tell me what the hell that means?

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Damn. What a surprise.

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Damn, I was all the way out of the Air Force before I figured out how to rebel to my parents, and by then it was kinda pointless.

And, honestly, I could have used some more <strike>instruction about</strike> sex, but I was younger then.

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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

The existence of this person suggests that we are doomed as a species.

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"Dammit Bobby"

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Wait. Where's the Airing of Grievances?

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<b>Maya Expert: The 'End Of Times' Is Our Idea, Not The Ancients'</b> <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/th..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/12/20/16...">http://www.npr.org/blogs/th...

Which is obvious since the Mayans rarely performed human sacrifices (preferring animal sacrifice and human blood-letting) as gifts to their gods whereas we Americans champion a religion where the unrestrained ownership, accumulation, and use of high powered firearms is crucial.

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Slow.

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I tried posting a link to 'Adam Lanza had a Satan worshiping page' but either Intense Debate or Rebecca's comment nannybot didn't like it.

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<blockquote>I’ve never seen a police officer or a metal detector at a home school. </blockquote>

Conclusive proof, even for you scoffers, that whatever Sam Morris hasn't personally witnessed is UNPOSSIBLE.

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