In the one step forward, one step back department, we have the heartening news that the school board for Orleans Parish, Louisiana, has voted to explicitly bar schools from teaching creationism or adopting "revisionist" history standards. On the other hand, a Tennessee pastor told his church last Sunday that
Well, it means &quot;so be it&quot;, or something like that, so using it as sort of a cheerleading device in a prayer or a sermon or a scripture reading is at least syntactically coherent.
But this fool has no sense at all of how to use it. He&#039;s using it like &quot;full stop&quot;.
This is from the origin myth of the Acme Nation?
Ha. Also, half-ish jackal.
Men. Boys. Crowbar.
(A joke from high school).
As far as I can tell, the website also <i>doesn&#039;t</i> tell you where the hell the church is located.
&quot;Recently, our Pastor was convicted concerning his baptism and ordination. He was Scripturally baptized, ordained, and sent-out on 9/18/2011 by Toronto Baptist Church, Toronto, ON.&quot;
Can anybody tell me what the hell that means?
Damn. What a surprise.
Damn, I was all the way out of the Air Force before I figured out how to rebel to my parents, and by then it was kinda pointless.
And, honestly, I could have used some more <strike>instruction about</strike> sex, but I was younger then.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
The existence of this person suggests that we are doomed as a species.
Wait. Where&#039;s the Airing of Grievances?
<b>Maya Expert: The &#039;End Of Times&#039; Is Our Idea, Not The Ancients&#039;</b> <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/th..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/12/20/16...">http://www.npr.org/blogs/th...
Which is obvious since the Mayans rarely performed human sacrifices (preferring animal sacrifice and human blood-letting) as gifts to their gods whereas we Americans champion a religion where the unrestrained ownership, accumulation, and use of high powered firearms is crucial.
I tried posting a link to &#039;Adam Lanza had a Satan worshiping page&#039; but either Intense Debate or Rebecca&#039;s comment nannybot didn&#039;t like it.
<blockquote>I&rsquo;ve never seen a police officer or a metal detector at a home school. </blockquote>
Conclusive proof, even for you scoffers, that whatever Sam Morris hasn&#039;t personally witnessed is UNPOSSIBLE.