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It's a Bolling green ma$$acre.

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Dude played 3 games for a "rookie-level" minor league team. That makes him a pretty to very good college player.

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Interesting question! Can one be prosecuted for sending pictures of someone else's dick?

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Barbara Streisand is on line 3.

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Isn't Republicanism just lovely?

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Yeah, when I break out the Yoda cosplay, I have to beat 'em off with a stick!

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And then he has to whip out the real one so the hury cna stare and compare. You also need to have an expert witness in case the photo was "enhanced: via Photoshop.

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"Them",or "it"?

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One day I want to see what a Fox job application looks like.

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<golf clap>

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Did they look like this?

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Expired link. :(

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Good going, Robyn!!

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Not even noodles; WICKS. And the boxes are to hide his gut, I'm sure.

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Usually also beating something else off, but that's another story.

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It's about making us feel scared or unsafe. They don't actually expect to get a date out of this behavior.

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