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Querolous's avatar

It's a Bolling green ma$$acre.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Dude played 3 games for a "rookie-level" minor league team. That makes him a pretty to very good college player.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Interesting question! Can one be prosecuted for sending pictures of someone else's dick?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Barbara Streisand is on line 3.

AngryNotSoOldHippy .'s avatar

Isn't Republicanism just lovely?

JAWs's avatar

Yeah, when I break out the Yoda cosplay, I have to beat 'em off with a stick!

kbbaldwin2's avatar

And then he has to whip out the real one so the hury cna stare and compare. You also need to have an expert witness in case the photo was "enhanced: via Photoshop.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

One day I want to see what a Fox job application looks like.

Zyxomma's avatar

Good going, Robyn!!

Zyxomma's avatar

Not even noodles; WICKS. And the boxes are to hide his gut, I'm sure.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Usually also beating something else off, but that's another story.

Vericima's avatar

It's about making us feel scared or unsafe. They don't actually expect to get a date out of this behavior.