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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

What the Fucking fuck? I was gonna jack off tonight, but that is fucking off the table. Thanks! I don't even want to click that link, I already found out, against my will, what a colonial soldier was tonight. Why does Teh Wonkett hate erections??

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

The crabs will have the shits for WEEKS to come.... And think of the lake trout!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Oh, it's I<i>rene</i>!

I thought it was strange to name a storm "Irie."

Spurning Beer's avatar

Irene Ryan? I hear deceased actors are well regarded in Repubican circles.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Typo. It should read, "I met Newt Gingrich once and stared at his tits."

PubOption's avatar

We can't have federal funds going to construction, landscaping and cleaning, and therefore supporting the illegal Mexicans.

fuflans's avatar

well and cut taxes on the job creators as well. that always helps.

fuflans's avatar

<i>lay a honeytrap for Cantor</i>

i hope it's a honeytrap with honey badger.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fuck that Irene...bitch don't surf 'cuz bitch makes surf!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So long as we get to watch as Martin Sheen cuts his head off.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does this guy have any friends? I hope his flood insurance expired.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I'm starting to worry about Kortney

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does Cantor place these same limits on the money we spend on wars?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

There was a time in this country an asshole like this would be thrown out of office. That time was right before the Tea Party showed up and everyone lost their shit.

Fartknocker's avatar

Snark off: If Eric spent 96 hours with a FEMA Urban Search and Rescue (USAR) team, his fucking pious attitude towards disasters would change.

Since he doesn't have the balls to play on the ground with the law enforcement/fire service/EMS folks, I hope Kourtney will take her vegetable object and shove it into Cantor's rectum without any foreplay or lubrication.