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What the Fucking fuck? I was gonna jack off tonight, but that is fucking off the table. Thanks! I don't even want to click that link, I already found out, against my will, what a colonial soldier was tonight. Why does Teh Wonkett hate erections??

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The crabs will have the shits for WEEKS to come.... And think of the lake trout!

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Oh, it's I<i>rene</i>!

I thought it was strange to name a storm "Irie."

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Irene Ryan? I hear deceased actors are well regarded in Repubican circles.

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Typo. It should read, "I met Newt Gingrich once and stared at his tits."

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We can't have federal funds going to construction, landscaping and cleaning, and therefore supporting the illegal Mexicans.

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Well said sir/madam.

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well and cut taxes on the job creators as well. that always helps.

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<i>lay a honeytrap for Cantor</i>

i hope it's a honeytrap with honey badger.

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Fuck that Irene...bitch don't surf 'cuz bitch makes surf!

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So long as we get to watch as Martin Sheen cuts his head off.

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Does this guy have any friends? I hope his flood insurance expired.

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I'm starting to worry about Kortney

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Does Cantor place these same limits on the money we spend on wars?

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There was a time in this country an asshole like this would be thrown out of office. That time was right before the Tea Party showed up and everyone lost their shit.

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Snark off: If Eric spent 96 hours with a FEMA Urban Search and Rescue (USAR) team, his fucking pious attitude towards disasters would change.

Since he doesn't have the balls to play on the ground with the law enforcement/fire service/EMS folks, I hope Kourtney will take her vegetable object and shove it into Cantor's rectum without any foreplay or lubrication.

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