Christmas wishes Oh glorious Wonkers, we have a heartwarming story for your Friday afternoon, to send you into the weekend with love in your heart and starbursts coming out of your pants! Did you know Eric Trump, the not-very-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivana, is hoping to get a real live Christmas tree this year, for Christmas? He doesn't want a "holiday" tree for "holiday," pffffffffft blech THAT'S SECULAR. It's understandable, considering Donald Trump's longstanding commitment to the Christian church and the lovely little
what do you want to bet he has a closet full of snappy black uniforms, gleaming leather jackboots and riding crops?
and a nose so pointed he probably bores holes in the trees with it to get those delicious grubs he likes
"Sharrup, Natash!"
Putin is Fearless Leader andBoris Badenov
tigers don't eat carrion. hyenas, on the other hand, dote on it
so, "single anecdote"= epidemic. gotcha
those look like hand grenades to me, and you might as well decorate your tree with explosive devices as with these things
That boy may be the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time.
Full disclosure: I really really like blonds.
I draw the line at Hitler Youth.
okay- you so smart, then tell us when jesus' beard was born?
i don't care what the recipe says- every time i add creeping sharia to the batter, the cake turns out hard, dry and nasty-tasting
it's like magic!
so where do you go to find gluten-free Jesus?
you see? we can compromise!
really, thanks, but no thanks
amazing that he knew not to mount the pointy end
there seem to have been a few revisions to that whole "American dream" thing