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what do you want to bet he has a closet full of snappy black uniforms, gleaming leather jackboots and riding crops?

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and a nose so pointed he probably bores holes in the trees with it to get those delicious grubs he likes

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Putin is Fearless Leader andBoris Badenov

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tigers don't eat carrion. hyenas, on the other hand, dote on it

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so, "single anecdote"= epidemic. gotcha

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those look like hand grenades to me, and you might as well decorate your tree with explosive devices as with these things

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That boy may be the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time.

Full disclosure: I really really like blonds.

I draw the line at Hitler Youth.

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okay- you so smart, then tell us when jesus' beard was born?

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i don't care what the recipe says- every time i add creeping sharia to the batter, the cake turns out hard, dry and nasty-tasting

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so where do you go to find gluten-free Jesus?

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you see? we can compromise!

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really, thanks, but no thanks

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amazing that he knew not to mount the pointy end

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there seem to have been a few revisions to that whole "American dream" thing