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Mary Cage's avatar

Evan, I truly believe that you are the funniest person alive today. Love you!!@

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DemoCat's avatar

Didn’t Colin Kaepernick kneel to protest police brutality of black people? Simple Eric thinks THAT upset God and baby Jesus? Colin sacrificed his career for that cause. That’s closer to a martyr than any bigot podcaster. And he’s wrong about his daddy going to heaven. He’d qualify for hell if hell was real. It isn’t, so daddy will simply be buried and decompose, poising any trees and plants in the vicinity, or he will be cremated and sprinkled around Ma Lardo to prevent deranged cultists from making pilgrimages to his corpse to make the comedy blockbuster, Weekend at Donnie’s.

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GIG's avatar

I don't God is losing any sleep as to whether Trump will show up in Heaven. The other guy is waiting for him tho.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"I've seen the hand of God on him for a very long time..."

Earwick Trump, I think that hand on your dad is more like a cat putting his paw on a particularly fat, stupid mouse before he tortures it into a bloody, mangled ball of fur and oozing bite and claw wounds.

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BECKY's avatar

I really haven't thought before that Eric was the craziest trump (after donald of course) but this BS is proof that boy ain't right...doesn't this even pi$$ off christians, daddy saved god? WTF does that even mean?

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Not the craziest but certainly the dumbest. None of the Trump crime family is any kind of Christian - just adopting that stance to grift off the rubes.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Who's going to tell Eric that the "peace deal" in the Middle East is already unraveling?

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Aseri Catte's avatar

"(Did Netanyahu agree to wait to make a deal until Trump was back in office? )"

History repeating itself.

Also, while I'm no biblical scholar, I would say that Trump is the Beast, MAGA hats are the Mark of the Beast and Miller is the Antichrist. Or whoever is pulling Miller's strings.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Every male Trump is full of crap.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Somewhat doom related but only on the periphery:

So, we had an event scheduled, part of our outreach thingy thing, only the people organizing it are on....extended vacation all the sudden.

So since I signed up for the event I reached out to the folk still around to find out what the heck is going on. Turns out, we're not gonna be supporting as of right now, but of course, that could change.

Left unsaid "if the government reopens tomorrow we might be doing it"

It's all good, I did not want to do it anyway. The thing that got me was that it was on no one's radar until I asked about it XD Like guys, come on, we're supposed to be carrying the slack here.

Makes me wonder what else is being forgot

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Keep your weapon and helmet handy...

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The Wanderer's avatar

Good morning. (waits for tea to steep) Woke up just now after very poor night; puked once. Will be going back to bed.

(blows nose) I hate sinus infections.

Oh yeah:

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Quir whining, slacker!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Bleah. I hope you feel better soon.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope you feel better soon.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh no, feel better!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Hope that it clears up soon, in the meantime, get any rest that you can.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Oh—feel better and do go back to bed(though I was confused—I look to you to signal Wonk Morning).

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Wanderer's on daylight's saving time already

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Eileen's avatar

Hope it clears up soon--those really suck.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I used to get em, like clock work, every fall and spring. When we moved to Iowa, I suddenly no longer got them.

Moved back east, and started getting them again.

Moral of the story: Iowa has shit water, but the air is nice.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I'm torn. I need to go to work early, but I also need to shower. But I don't want to shower yet and I also hate working in my pajamas. I'll probably just shower.

There was a letter in the local paper whining about how the lines to the men's room have gotten to long at the big OU-Texas game every year. This morning, there was a response saying, "Long lines are normal for woman, and always have been, it's hard to take your 'problem' seriously." I recognized the name signed to the letter response, it was a woman I've known since childhood! I love small (well medium) town life.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

The only venue I've ever been to that had adequate women's toilets was the Hollywood Bowl.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Those times I went to work in my pajamas (Think of the time I'm saving!), they sent me home.

I bet that the length of the line into the men's pissoir is directly proportional to beer sales...

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BECKY's avatar

the times I went to work in my pajamas were WFH during the pandemic.

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PrimerGray's avatar

I wonder why. More men attending games? Increased drinking? Chemtrails shrinking men's bladders? Submissive urination urges from watching big, strong, young manly mans?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Couldn't tell you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think maybe the building added more seats without upgrading the other facilities. The guy complained about the length of the concession lines, too.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Today is the day I go yakking and setting lines, tomorrow I'll run them and sack up some huge flatheads, IOW I'm going fishing.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Four women in... unique ghost costumes. Mildly NSFW.

https://www.tumblr.com/qaz8723/797210703065923584/spooky-season

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Bobathonic's avatar

Spooky!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

My, what big eyes you have!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Last time I saw that costume, there was only one of them. They're multiplying.

I can't say that I don't approve of it, though.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Boo?

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JCfromNC's avatar

I think you're missing a couple of letters there.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

gigglesnort

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Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦: a guess that you make or an opinion that you form based on the information that you have

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/inference

A tech CEO talking to an investor page...

𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙂𝙤 𝙐𝙥 𝘽𝙮 𝙖 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨’: 𝙉𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙖 𝘾𝙀𝙊 𝙅𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙣 𝙃𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙭𝙩 ‘𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙍𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣’ 𝙄𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚

...Huang explained the transformative power of inference — the process by which trained artificial intelligence (AI) models generate results...During the exchange, Gurley and Gerstner noted that inference already accounts for over 40% of AI-related revenue. Huang responded with characteristic conviction: “It’s about to go up by a billion times.” He says AI is going to get multitudes smarter, largely beyond our comprehension.

“That’s the part that most people haven’t completely internalized. This is that industry we were talking about. This is the industrial revolution,” Huang continued.

https://www.barchart.com/story/news/35465640/its-about-to-go-up-by-a-billion-times-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-says-the-next-industrial-revolution-is-already-here

I am inferring that Huang is not doing anything more than pandering to investors...

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Thank you for reminding me to disable the AI client Zoom seems to think I want.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Sometimes I like to fuck around with it and make it summarize really short messages. I know I shouldn't waste electricity like that, but I can't help it.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

I can relate. I did make 'Stardo use AI (Songify, i think) to do Bishop Marian Budde's speech.

https://theestivatinghibernian.substack.com/p/two-metal-minutes-the-bishop-speaks

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AJ Milne's avatar

Some CEOs I figure, okay, he’s spreading bullshit to the media, sure...

... but if he weren’t doing this he’d probably be doing something stupider. It’s annoying, but his employees are probably relieved he’s on TV this morning versus their having to deal with him.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ick, do not want!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

wait....

The thing that the entire industry is based on only accounts for 40% of revenue?

That seems....not good?

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

That's ok, it also has a 95% failure rate with customers.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

The Tesla of tech!

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Hey, sack cloth and ashes have been around forever!

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MRK's avatar

Then don't compare the actual revenue of 'AI' and other assets of those companies to their stock value.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I mean, I am no tech person and barely understand the entire AI thing because it seems very stupid to me (though the reason I do not use it, even for fun, is because "it steals from artists" and I am a snob enough to admit it).

BUT....if the entire thing is generated results- as in, that is what it does- and those generated results only account for 40% of revenue, it makes me wonder where the revenue is really coming from. Selling info to other companies? Selling ad space?

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MRK's avatar

Getting new investors.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

At what point is it a ponzi scheme?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Think from day one

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Sure, Jan!

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"Infinity money!!!!"

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

After nearly a month in the Mediterranean, London is a bit chilly.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

After 30 years in Germany, London still sucks. And that's as good as it gets.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

You're like a Spaniard. "My province is the most beautiful, it has the best culture, the best paella, the best art and the most beautiful women. All those other provinces suck!"

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

I've lived in (born in, not my fault) Oklahoma, then Alabama, Colorado (twice), Texas, California (twice), Idaho (twice), England (three times), Germany (a shitload of times), short stints in Greece (flying fighter jets, not on vacay), Bosnia, (same), Croatia, (same), Turkey...

You were saying?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Oh I know you're well traveled. I just find it amusing that every place other than where you live sucks. I’m not saying you're wrong…

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Also, sitting on an ejection seat and pissing in a bottle every couple hours does not constitute "travel."

I'll clue you in if you really want to know... (trust me, you don't want to)

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Not really, I didn't rank those places. But here are the ones that didn't make the cut:

Oklahoma, Alabama, Texas, Bosnia, Croatia, Turkey... I'm being kind to a couple of those other shitholes...

Wake up in Bosnia with four officers in bunk beds and you start to think about retirement... Spend four months behind razor wire in those conditions and you are really, really ready to go home and see the wife.

Fly with a brigadier gen select for the duration and you pretty much know the definition of hell.

I'm alive. I'm a lucky one.

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