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I always thought a mullet (the rat tail type) would look just great on him, esp. with a cowboy hat.

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Bitch about lack of big government help when personally devastated by natural disaster.

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Little Debbie?

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<i>And then he’s going to take your guns and give them to fat lesbians so they can teach Common Core and sodomy...</i>

I thought Common Core already included sodomy? Are we having to pay extra for sodomy? I think basic sodomy should be covered. Maybe upper-level sodomy instruction could carry an upcharge.

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That's exactly what he has against fat lesbians.

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Make sure she's wearing those Pacific NW loggers boots.

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damn fat lesbos get all the ameros and erik son of erik gets ebola up his ....

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Or, dare we say... a WONKETTE FINGER PUPPET??!!??

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Cats carry toxoplasmosis. And why do you think they call them VIRAL videos? Wake up sheeple!

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Huh. So eating at the Y is fattening? And our First Lady has been wasting all her time getting everyone to eat broccoli?! INPEACH!!

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I must object, most vigorously, to the referencing of this massive shit whistle as a pussy. Pussies are wonderful things. Also in addition they are practically indestructible. (Think about it, have you ever seen one in the trash?) Is Irk son of Doushe deserving of such honor? I think not!

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If the wingnuts want to lock themselves in isolation wards over the miniscule chance they could get Ebola, who am I to stop them?

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No idjit, Haliburton, Raytheon and Blackwater got your Ebola money- at least whatever was left over after AIG and Goldman Sachs helped themselves

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<i>They're better people than him?</i>

That's a pretty low bar in this case...

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Remember the old days when Dubya had trillions of extra dollars laying around for tax cuts and war in Iraq?

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I wonder where else EbolAmeros were spent, and wingnuts hated it? Oh, practically any NIH grant would piss wingnuts off.

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