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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I resent ESPN because I get charged for all the crap they spew even though I don’t watch more than 2 seconds of sports per year. Now I must hate them a little more for being gay stupid. <a href="http://www.businessinsider...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.businessinsider.com/espn-is-the-bigges...">http://www.businessinsider.... .

Capt.Jim's avatar

Aint we got more important things to worry about than iffen a gay sportsball players stands around looking a hanging dicks I want to know if Bob McDonnell is showering with the gay priest

diogenez's avatar

I think about who showers with Michael Sam, but try to be more discreet about it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Gayer than the Army became, if that's even possible.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Approximate re-enactment: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embe...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

bobbert's avatar

On ESPN? They'd be likelier to show cheerleaders showering.

bobbert's avatar

Chris Long wins the entire Twitterverse for at least one day.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>As they say in F’ball, game, set, and match.</blockquote> Three yards and a cloud of dust.

Lefty Mark's avatar

He. Could. Go. All. The. Way.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Here's no-look passing to you, kid.

Lefty Mark's avatar

After it has been publicly posted, anything you have said in the Sekrit Wonket Konfessional gets fed into the Memory Hole and will never be read by anyone again. Nothing stays on the internet forever. You have my word on that.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Will tonight show Fallin having poor ratings?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh come on. The Bills will be back... someday. Provided they don't kill each other first.

Lefty Mark's avatar

The Northeast is waterlogged again this year. Nice to hear about dry conditions once in awhile.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I totes volunteer to keep Michael Sam company in the shower.