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Bowser Faust's avatar

El Cruz? Ay, caramba! El gato malodoro!

See how easy it is? I learned Spangrish with this one simple trick: I watched the Simpsons!

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Shibusa's avatar

I like the hockey net/beer trap.

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handyhippie65's avatar

stinky pussy? yup, that's cruz.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Wasn't it a Beatles album?

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

I believe Rubio would deny him his "essence", Mandrake.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ask him something in Manchurian, then, for goodness sakes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

probably Chris Christie

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

"Senator Cruz, could you please translate the following phrase into English: 'Cripes, Grade Thirteen! Here's a Looney, buy yourself a Coffee Crisp, eh?'"

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Beowoof14's avatar

This sounds as if it were a giant dick off and who would win, hard to say.

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Bill Hicks Lives's avatar

Mark Halperin is an hero

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How about "My nipples explode with pleasure" in Hungarian?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Don't jockey for position.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Normally, I'd feel bad for hoping one of the people in an interview has a stroke.

But in this case, a stroke would have made things intelligible and un-creepy.

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Querolous's avatar

Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur!

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Alex Grey's avatar

Spanish is another word for SOCIALISM OMGWTF!!11!1!one!1!@!

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