Mark Halperin is a hack whom everybody hates, who does hacky "journalism" and somehow, because the world is not fair, makes more money than yr Wonkette. Ted Cruz is an obnoxious, entitled asshole whom everyone hates, who has always been an asshole, who thinks he
"Senator Cruz, could you please translate the following phrase into English: 'Cripes, Grade Thirteen! Here's a Looney, buy yourself a Coffee Crisp, eh?'"
El Cruz? Ay, caramba! El gato malodoro!
See how easy it is? I learned Spangrish with this one simple trick: I watched the Simpsons!
I like the hockey net/beer trap.
stinky pussy? yup, that's cruz.
Wasn't it a Beatles album?
I believe Rubio would deny him his "essence", Mandrake.
Ask him something in Manchurian, then, for goodness sakes.
probably Chris Christie
"Senator Cruz, could you please translate the following phrase into English: 'Cripes, Grade Thirteen! Here's a Looney, buy yourself a Coffee Crisp, eh?'"
This sounds as if it were a giant dick off and who would win, hard to say.
Mark Halperin is an hero
How about "My nipples explode with pleasure" in Hungarian?
Don't jockey for position.
Normally, I'd feel bad for hoping one of the people in an interview has a stroke.
But in this case, a stroke would have made things intelligible and un-creepy.
Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur!
https://bgjackofalltrades.f...
Spanish is another word for SOCIALISM OMGWTF!!11!1!one!1!@!