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Bowser Faust's avatar

El Cruz? Ay, caramba! El gato malodoro!

See how easy it is? I learned Spangrish with this one simple trick: I watched the Simpsons!

Shibusa's avatar

I like the hockey net/beer trap.

handyhippie65's avatar

stinky pussy? yup, that's cruz.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

I believe Rubio would deny him his "essence", Mandrake.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ask him something in Manchurian, then, for goodness sakes.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

"Senator Cruz, could you please translate the following phrase into English: 'Cripes, Grade Thirteen! Here's a Looney, buy yourself a Coffee Crisp, eh?'"

Beowoof14's avatar

This sounds as if it were a giant dick off and who would win, hard to say.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How about "My nipples explode with pleasure" in Hungarian?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Don't jockey for position.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Normally, I'd feel bad for hoping one of the people in an interview has a stroke.

But in this case, a stroke would have made things intelligible and un-creepy.

Querolous's avatar

Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur!

Alex Grey's avatar

Spanish is another word for SOCIALISM OMGWTF!!11!1!one!1!@!