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Greg Brown's avatar

I would recommend that Rhodes's family arm themselves in the event of his release, and be prepared to defend themselves with extreme prejudice.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. That poor woman. Those poor kids.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Only the finest people.

David N. Brown's avatar

Extra rant as an actual self identified secessionist: Every honest practitioner of civil disobedience has accepted and freely submitted to the legal penalties for their actions. This brand of insurrectionist simply believes that consequences should apply to others, not to them.

Cat Cafe's avatar

"Hey, it worked in Germany in the 1930s! How'd that end up for them, by the way?"

Seek's avatar

I wish people would not dignify him by using his chosen name over his given name. Elmer should be called Elmer at all times and in all situations.

How do ya like them apples?

bluePNWcats's avatar

All of these monsters need to be taught a few lessons in healthy fear.

algore lactating's avatar

stewart rhoades: another yale law success story.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Apropos of the Rhodes type: my wife and I have been watching the 4th season of "Fargo", which features a "constitutional sherriff" played brilliantly by Jon Hamm. Trigger warnings galore -- dreadful violence, domestic abuse, and so on. But it's great! All the acting is amazing; Juno Temple, Roy Kent's girlfriend from Ted Lasso, plays the heroine. The plotting is intricate and full of surprises, so no spoilers.

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Randy should take Melania in hand and teach her how to keep her looks.

He's the master of makeup as well.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

First thing I played when I pulled up YouTube this morning.

algore lactating's avatar

olivia newton-john didn't die for this.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Hopefully, he’ll shoot his other eye out.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Can't he be sent to live with Polyphemus?

funnyhaha's avatar

18 years was always way too short. They needed to have put him away for the rest of his miserable existence. That family has suffered enough from that monster.

LunaMoonstone's avatar

But please, tell us how it’s the transgenders and the non-whites who are the REAL threats to the country…

Mavenmaven's avatar

Between reading about Stewart Rhodes and Russell Vought I feel the partisan blood in my veins boiling. There are too many sick violent people in this country just waiting for their "chance" to live out their bloodthirsty fantasies and Trump will encourage it.

funnyhaha's avatar

We have a superpower they don't grok though - we can also use guns and many of us are also trained in martial arts, and they think we're all weaklings. They will find out pretty quickly if they start any shit.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Interesting how such an...err...superior ideology is tearing apart families and leaving its survivors fearing for their lives.

algore lactating's avatar

the leader from the oafkeepers only has one eye

the leader from the oafkeepers only has one eye

the leader from the oafkeepers only has one eye

Bagels of Doom's avatar

And don't get me started on how he lost the other...

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Well, except in situations where the women folk and the children know their place. Then everything is right as rain. Unless she fucks up and cooks green beans, cause she knows he doesn’t like green beans.