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lol Canadians.

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I was kinda on a roll.

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It hurts but I have to give the guy credit. I only just learned you can star your own Gawker/et. al/kinja posts yesterday after 8 years.

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He just bites their heads off and then wonders why they don't want to play anymore.

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Spy pulled off one of the most epic pranks in history when they queried freshman GOP congresscritters of Newt Gingrich's hordes (and frosh Democrats) ... about the "ethnic cleansing in Freedonia."

https://books.google.com/bo...

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I only know this version https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"Short fingered vulgarian" is the gift that keeps on giving. Great coverage of Spy's Trump coverage here: https://pando.com/2015/07/2...

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O/T, but Dydd gwyl Dewi hapus, sw19womble. At least to your Welsh half. I'm sure your other half will find its own fun, somewhere.

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And Greydon Carter still redeems himself by carrying the torch -

To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers.http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/...

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I look forward to his senate re-election

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If I was clinically depressed, the LAST person I'd want to be married to would be Ted Cruz.

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I was unaware of that Wonkette lore, so thank you for being so servicey. All I knew of Actor212 was that he was in love with Rebecca.

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Get a room, you two!

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uhhh that doesn't really work. If you've had further time to reflect on it and decide that it's piece of shit, fine declaim it and move on.

You Don't cite it in a Supreme Court brief or whatever it was. That's really dumbass move.

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He'll be nothing but a stubborn Santorum stain in four years.

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The presumptuous fool. Does he not know that is dick cheney's gig?

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