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Querolous's avatar

And some you will never see. They are the Illumaninjas.

Querolous's avatar

That place on the other side of the Earth where everybody walks round upside down?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

So, Robyn, when did they get to you?

Amalga's avatar

Afghanistan for sure.

TheWitch's avatar

Don't eat the brown acid, man.

Little Lulu's avatar

Is there an Illuminati cookbook? Where are your recipes coming from? Do I have to join some cult to learn that one weird trick to make such awesome pickles? Also: fried pickle spears omg.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

You have to sign up for the Illuminati Underground Cookbook and Potluck Collective. The best secret recipes are there.

But, since it's just you and I here now, away from prying eyes, I can share with you a link to a recipe that works quite well: http://brooklynfarmgirl.com...

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Brazil fucking hates the illuminati.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Me! Me! I'm not a member of the Illuminati.

And you can take my word on that.

Little Lulu's avatar

Looks like a terrific website! Thanks!

Lamashtar's avatar

I found it disconcerting that after admitting you were shills, you failed to request donations.

bbayliss's avatar

Anybody else find it difficult to keep up with this shit?I'd like to stay well informed but....

BOUDICA's avatar

It's not a matter of being " In " or out all people on TV you see have to show allegiance in one way or other even though most are not part of inner circle or even 2nd or 3rd . Trump has status but the system he works in can destroy his empire in a heart beat .