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We so rarely get a chance to thank Donald J. for doing anything. Thank you, Don, for choosing Vance. After all, when a campaign is sinking, throw them an anchor.

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I can't think of any public figure in my lifetime who has been so bad at being a public figure.

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I need to remind myself of days like this: Last night I was a little nervous about an online job interview and associated aptitude test this morning, so I didn't sleep too well. Then I had a great interview, aced the test, and finished five projects I'd been meaning to do around the house. It's easy to forget days where your accomplishments only have real meaning for you, but they should be remembered.

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Just who are the dizzyingly fatuous people who tell pollsters that Convict Donnie and his Wormtongue are more trustworthy with economic policy than Madam Vice President Harris, who has been a vital part of the team that has revitalized an American economy that was stunned by the calamities of a worldwide pandemic plus the chaotic, imbecilic "leadership" of a failed businessman, crook, and charlatan who to this day has no idea of how tariffs work or how to successfully run a casino, the nearest thing to an orchard of money trees that we have ever seen? How stupid and misinformed can people be and still answer the telephone?

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Do not overlook the generosity of Sir! Everyone that ever left a Trump Casino™ left as a Winner!

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This is officially the open thread but it seems to have died. Going to the latest one...

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They should probably announce that it's the open thread on the later threads too also. I had no idea, as I was late to the internet today and just started with the latest.

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"If you talk to insiders in the Harris campaign" Huh? Is he implying that he has late night heart to heart calls with Harris campaign staffers? Well two can play that game. Hey J.D. I was having drinks with Usha last night and she doesn't appreciate the redneck appeasement statement about not being white.

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Four years. The moment she's no longer Senator and Mrs. Vance, she is going to wash that couch fucker right out of her hair.

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Ta, MM. It's the best week EVER, because darling Meccalopolis and I are at the beach on our honeymoon.

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I am crying now. I can't take this.

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My head is cracked.

It's so hot in this house. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Sending fanning wingz!!!! Cool down with ice!

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Thanks.

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I wonder if he thinks he's being slick at the end there while he's laying more groundwork for their next attempt to steal the election if they lose in November.

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I am happy to announce that Missouri has joined the 21st century as far as renewing your license plate tags go. I get renewals every 2 years, and last time there was no online option, but now ... now as soon as the inspection station uploads their results and I log in with the super secret PIN code they sent me in an unencrypted email, they already have my insurance and tax receipts and all I had to do was PAY THE MONEY! HUZZAH! The trials of getting license plate renewals in Missouri are OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless, of course, you didn't pass inspection or pay your taxes or buy insurance, or there are bugs in their software.

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In CA, there isn't even a PIN. DMV just gets the result directly, and I send money the next day or something like that. Your new process sounds like a really good step in the right direction.

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I moved a couple of years ago and except for my local people, every entity who needed to be informed of my new address was online.

Not so for my brother in New Hampshire, who has to visit these offices.... Stand in line ......

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Wow. I'm surprised the Republicans down there allowed such blatant communism to happen.😂

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They don't need to know

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Wow, that sounds like...Civilization. Congratulations...

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AHA! The missing piece #3 from the pantry cabinet is not missing, it is simply one of the two pieces that are missing labels! Joy joy!

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Call Coach Walz. He'll put it together for you.

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Tim Walz can 3D Print that missing part for you.

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A little mystery makes life so much more interesting.

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JV did his little dance? Amusing. That idiot Trump picked a very green politician who's in way over his head. Count on loser Trump to make all the wrong decisions. Cool!

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" his little dance?"

with seltzer in his pantz?

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[[tries to be serious but bursts out laughing]]

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He's worse than Benny Gantz!

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Benny Gantz is a really good guy.

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ok, way worse

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His smile reminds me of Pvt Leonard Lawrence's as he's being chewed out.

Wouldn't surprise me if he recreated the latrine scene.

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Well, I hoped that all the pieces for the bottom half of the pantry cabinet would be in the smaller box, but N-O-O-O they are spread out between both boxes, because I need two of Piece #3 and there is only 1 in the smaller box.

And of course there are two large pieces that are missing their alphabetical label.

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BREAKING NEWS! The best cat toy ever is a bag of cam locks that spilled on the area rug. My cat Lucy is experiencing Nirvana. Wait until she finds the cam bolts!

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