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just making sure no one can challenge 'the 112th: worst congress ever' title.

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They should replace Boner with Allan West, since he's not doing anything. That would be AWSOME!

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Nah, King is way too big an asshole to have any come-to-Jesus moment. This one was just too public to ignore. Also, it affects his own constituents--Long Island got slammed by Sandy.

There are 8 GOPs in the NY caucus and 6 in NJ. If the DCCC has any skill at all (hah), the whole crew will lose their fucking jobs in 2014.

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Surprise, surprise.

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Not even metaphorically will I be called Republican.

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Oh, isn't he a sweetie? And he owes his lawyers $550K for what the hell exactly? Even at NY rates, that has to be 500 or 600 hours.

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No metaphoregenation!!!!!

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If Christie switches sides it will probably cause the Earth's rotation to spiral out of control.

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Word. Until reapportionment, we need to primary all of 'em with shameless RINOs.

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<a href="http:\/\/cdn.stripersonline.com\/c\/c3\/c32391f6_111004newyorker.jpeg" target="_blank">Of course.</a>

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Yeah, damn that Sinatra bastard. Where's he from again? Manhattan or Brooklyn?

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Damn right! We'd have sent $60 billion in hurricane relief to Alaska and Wyoming, where it can do some good.

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Unless you're rich you are on your own.

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I’m willing to place a small wager that Christie turns independent when he runs for president.

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We here in Gloucester are as Blue as the eyes of an Aryan child. It's all those Eye-talians in Vineland who vote Republican.

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