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DahBoner's avatar

Shouldn't shave your eyebrows when you're HIGH

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Redstart's avatar

Or, "Do you want to be the one who tells the family of the last soldier to die the war was a mistake?"

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Redstart's avatar

Facepainting.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Go away, Yeb. You're done.

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Redstart's avatar

Good Lord, didn't know about Marvin. Who would name their kid Marvin?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Why is it that politicians - particularly Republicans, but also many Democrats - can't talk proper English??? What is it with "My brother’s admitted this"? The proper way to say this is "My brother has admitted this." Nothing more clearly reveals a politician's ignorance and lack of qualification for elected office than not being able to speak his or her native language properly. Jeb is not running for Sheriff of Podunk County, he is running for President of the United States, the alleged Leader of the Free World. I am reminded of the scene in "Jumpin' Jack Flash" where Whoopi Goldberg is trying to decipher the lyrics of the song, and she jells in frustration "Speak English!" I know Syrian refugees who speak better English than Jeb.

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Madstork123's avatar

Well you know, Jeb? is trying to speak to "the people of the land, the salt of the earth, you know, morons."

And he does it so well

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Mr. Ogre's avatar

I really wanted to see him debate Hillary, but, alas, not to happen.

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tinker12's avatar

I thought about Dan Quayle just yesterday when some dumbass wrote the word "potatoe" on a comment thread.

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Bill Slider's avatar

Our teachers are not teaching and our students are not learning. It is not surprising that Trump, Carson, and Cruz are exciting Presidential candidates. It is scary as hell, but not surprising. It is also sad, no snark.

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Bill Slider's avatar

W kept us safe like the rythym method keeps us safe when having sex.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Neil? The one who crashed the savings and loan? That Neil?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Alberts Aufrichtigs?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

"Tossed my salad" is so May 2014.

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Tallmutha's avatar

Hate to say it, but: Kind of hot.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Macky's brother.

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