He's with stupid Oh Jeb. Oh Jeb . On a scale of Typical Jeb Facepalm to Sweet Holy Moses In Heaven What Even The HELL JEB!?, we are not sure where this ranks. But getting called a catastrophically dumb idiot by George "Most Dumbest Presidenter Ever" Bush may well require a whole new kind of math, for measuring the What Even The Hellness:
Why is it that politicians - particularly Republicans, but also many Democrats - can't talk proper English??? What is it with "My brother’s admitted this"? The proper way to say this is "My brother has admitted this." Nothing more clearly reveals a politician's ignorance and lack of qualification for elected office than not being able to speak his or her native language properly. Jeb is not running for Sheriff of Podunk County, he is running for President of the United States, the alleged Leader of the Free World. I am reminded of the scene in "Jumpin' Jack Flash" where Whoopi Goldberg is trying to decipher the lyrics of the song, and she jells in frustration "Speak English!" I know Syrian refugees who speak better English than Jeb.
Our teachers are not teaching and our students are not learning. It is not surprising that Trump, Carson, and Cruz are exciting Presidential candidates. It is scary as hell, but not surprising. It is also sad, no snark.
Shouldn't shave your eyebrows when you're HIGH
Or, "Do you want to be the one who tells the family of the last soldier to die the war was a mistake?"
Facepainting.
Go away, Yeb. You're done.
Good Lord, didn't know about Marvin. Who would name their kid Marvin?
Why is it that politicians - particularly Republicans, but also many Democrats - can't talk proper English??? What is it with "My brother’s admitted this"? The proper way to say this is "My brother has admitted this." Nothing more clearly reveals a politician's ignorance and lack of qualification for elected office than not being able to speak his or her native language properly. Jeb is not running for Sheriff of Podunk County, he is running for President of the United States, the alleged Leader of the Free World. I am reminded of the scene in "Jumpin' Jack Flash" where Whoopi Goldberg is trying to decipher the lyrics of the song, and she jells in frustration "Speak English!" I know Syrian refugees who speak better English than Jeb.
Well you know, Jeb? is trying to speak to "the people of the land, the salt of the earth, you know, morons."
And he does it so well
I really wanted to see him debate Hillary, but, alas, not to happen.
I thought about Dan Quayle just yesterday when some dumbass wrote the word "potatoe" on a comment thread.
Our teachers are not teaching and our students are not learning. It is not surprising that Trump, Carson, and Cruz are exciting Presidential candidates. It is scary as hell, but not surprising. It is also sad, no snark.
W kept us safe like the rythym method keeps us safe when having sex.
Neil? The one who crashed the savings and loan? That Neil?
The Alberts Aufrichtigs?
"Tossed my salad" is so May 2014.
Hate to say it, but: Kind of hot.
Macky's brother.