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This is, after all, the party that put Michele Bachman on the Intelligence Committee. They really want to ensure that NOTHING works in DC.

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Strepsi's avatar

Of COURSE vampires and humans can procreate-- didn't you read Twilight Saga?! Know your science!!!

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Jared James's avatar

No way; art's too much like work.

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H0mer0's avatar

It's the opioids that make it hard to poop.As for dying on the toilet, your point?*

*defecating and micturition stimulate the vagus nerve which slows down the heart and can make someone with stiff calcified arteries pass out. So it's a common mode of exodus, not terribly dignified, but it happens

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tubuc's avatar

All those guy's in that picture should be walking the course and cutting back on the Kentucky Fried. They are just whales with golf clubs.

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Foocatchoo's avatar

Thumbs up from three DOUCHEBAGS? Now my day is complete!

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TakingAmes's avatar

Well, how many golf clubs let in black guys?

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FelineMama's avatar

When parents/teachers would talk about lying and the story of Pinocchio & what happens when you lie, Buffoon In Chief's parents taught him TO lie or else he would 'splode in flames. He hasn't 'sploded yet has he?

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Trump is a laZY ASS..He doesn't work he only runs his mouth blabbing out bullshit...Now he thinks he is a King.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Lets not quibble about every little lie. This man is a Traitor to the United States of America and the entire Republican Party are colluding in his Treasonous Acts.

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Queens Lawyer's avatar

I doubt it. Im sure Trump has a much bigger lie.

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Mike Steele's avatar

How many times must I tell you...NO wire hangers!!!!!!

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Everrett Fanuelli's avatar

Trump met this weekend with President Rufus T. Firefly of Freedonia. Everyone knows that!

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Weevie's avatar

Can't history just erase this guy. I mean Lance Armstrong effectively doesn't exist any more. What Trump is doing is far worse, can't he just be erased?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

A man in his 70s who watches TV for six hours a day and spends most of the rest of his time at a golf course in Florida is not a president. He's a retiree.

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