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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I had to click also too. What can I say? I'm into aquatics...

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Ikimizi's avatar

Proofreading, how does it work?

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Dylan Black's avatar

I'm not sure which would be more hilariously sad, that they somehow forgot to put the word "guns" in that sentence, or that it was intentionally left blank so that the viewer could insert whatever noun they wanted to from their own, unique paranoias.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You know what else rhymes with zucchini?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Dignity"

_<u>wingnut's age here</u>_ YEARS TOO LATE, DAMN YOU OBAMAR!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I fell into a constitution on fire I went down, down, down and the racism went higher"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think wingnuts ought to be less concerned with their "away" being taken, and more concerned with the fact that their "presence" has been missing for fucking ever.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The ad was right about one thing...I am surprised.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ads in this here angry librul interweb have been exceptionally good, or at worst, totally innocuous lately.

Good job, Wonkette Ad Dept., good job.

(What? Hey, I happen to like making nice time. Sue me.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My AWAY has doubled under Obama so I'm happy. If he runs for a third term, he's got my vote!

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PubOption's avatar

In Laura's case the airbags would need to be outside the car.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They can't make Michelle ugly to me. Oh Michelle: Mrs JustPixelz. Please think about it.

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Mahousu's avatar

Well, at least you're faster on those feet than I am.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Things like this didn't happen when Dubya was president. Sure, thousands died while he read "The Pet Goat" after being told the nation is under attack. But no one photoshopped Michelle's picture, that's for sure.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

T-bird?

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Mahousu's avatar

I'm not sure getting rid of Chinese girlfriends in favor of the 10 ugliest celebrity feet was a good tradeoff.

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