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I thought of one, but I'll be damned* if I'm going to put it out where they can see it.

*too late, I know.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Have they found any horror stories yet? People are starting to notice their abject failure to find even one, out of a pool of millions.

willi0000000's avatar

when has that ever stopped them?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Get the government out of my Obamacare!" (Pardon the accurate spelling - just use your imagination.)

willi0000000's avatar

probably . . . now that it's been found out that they have a half-life problem you can get them cheap.

["whaddya think should be next years big kitchen fashion thing, Fred?" . . . "hmmm . . . how about a big Radon generator?"]

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So he's seen the light, through the smoke and haze of Repthuglican lies? I'm impressed! Maybe we should name a telescope after this guy.

willi0000000's avatar

sounds like it should be Mae West.

willi0000000's avatar

. . . but maybe wait a while on the intro to the gay, blah gun nuts.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Alice Roosevelt Longworth.

Google-free, pinky swear!

Relativicus's avatar

"he was able to retire without worrying whether or not he’d be able to pay for his medical care."

See? Job-killer.

willi0000000's avatar

no . . . just a tight fit.

malsperanza's avatar

Also, lazy taker. Are we sure he's not black?