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I thought of one, but I'll be damned* if I'm going to put it out where they can see it.

*too late, I know.

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Have they found any horror stories yet? People are starting to notice their abject failure to find even one, out of a pool of millions.

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when has that ever stopped them?

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"Get the government out of my Obamacare!" (Pardon the accurate spelling - just use your imagination.)

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probably . . . now that it's been found out that they have a half-life problem you can get them cheap.

["whaddya think should be next years big kitchen fashion thing, Fred?" . . . "hmmm . . . how about a big Radon generator?"]

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So he's seen the light, through the smoke and haze of Repthuglican lies? I'm impressed! Maybe we should name a telescope after this guy.

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sounds like it should be Mae West.

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. . . but maybe wait a while on the intro to the gay, blah gun nuts.

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Alice Roosevelt Longworth.

Google-free, pinky swear!

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ew, EW

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"he was able to retire without worrying whether or not he’d be able to pay for his medical care."

See? Job-killer.

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no . . . just a tight fit.

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Also, lazy taker. Are we sure he's not black?

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