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I think Fuck you, you fucking dolt! is what I'm going with.

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Yurtle the Turtle, King of the mud....

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It's time for Adam to call a hearing and investigate Trumpski's War deflection and the "Immediate Threat" that he cited. He can toss in 5-8 of the obstructions that Bob came up with and send the Sergeant at Arms with handcuffs and subpoenas down the hill. Drag this out for a while and let the Supremes feel the heat. Make Munchkin cough up the tax returns or face handcuffs.More pressure, more pressure and more subpoenas!

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It's now being reported that she's planning to send them over next week so what's she got up her sleeve?

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Mitch MdConnell is not even doing his electorates bidding any longer. He's gone off the deep end and only Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin can get through to him.

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Speaker Pelosi will send the articles of impeachment over next week. https://www.npr.org/2020/01...

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Hopefully a turtle eating crocodile.

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I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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"WHEN YOU GONNA SEND THE ARTICLES"

she told you assholes once, when she's fucking ready

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That's not a post he's balanced on, nor is the tortoise lying there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, and perhaps did so with your help.

I am not sure if we've both passed, or failed the Voight-Kampff test.

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"Tell" of a conman.

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Mitchka can't stuff any impeachment articles in his butthole while Nancy's stiletto heel is in there.

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Trump looks at it starts yelling "I'm number 1!"

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Trumper, didn't you make a "to-be-killed" list? Didn't you do imprecatory prayers against Democrat Libtarts like your megachurch preacherman / Sean Hannity told you??

Well, now I question your commitment to SparkleMotion Trumperism!

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can't the dems just vote on new articles of impeachment if McConnell tries the nuclear option on the current articles of impeachment?

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And they love them some Mitch in KY

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