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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I think Fuck you, you fucking dolt! is what I'm going with.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Yurtle the Turtle, King of the mud....

Jackluis Ortiz's avatar

It's time for Adam to call a hearing and investigate Trumpski's War deflection and the "Immediate Threat" that he cited. He can toss in 5-8 of the obstructions that Bob came up with and send the Sergeant at Arms with handcuffs and subpoenas down the hill. Drag this out for a while and let the Supremes feel the heat. Make Munchkin cough up the tax returns or face handcuffs.More pressure, more pressure and more subpoenas!

HarryButtle's avatar

It's now being reported that she's planning to send them over next week so what's she got up her sleeve?

VandeGraf's avatar

Mitch MdConnell is not even doing his electorates bidding any longer. He's gone off the deep end and only Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin can get through to him.

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Speaker Pelosi will send the articles of impeachment over next week. https://www.npr.org/2020/01...

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Hopefully a turtle eating crocodile.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

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biff murphy's avatar

"WHEN YOU GONNA SEND THE ARTICLES"

she told you assholes once, when she's fucking ready

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's not a post he's balanced on, nor is the tortoise lying there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, and perhaps did so with your help.

I am not sure if we've both passed, or failed the Voight-Kampff test.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Mitchka can't stuff any impeachment articles in his butthole while Nancy's stiletto heel is in there.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Trump looks at it starts yelling "I'm number 1!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Trumper, didn't you make a "to-be-killed" list? Didn't you do imprecatory prayers against Democrat Libtarts like your megachurch preacherman / Sean Hannity told you??

Well, now I question your commitment to SparkleMotion Trumperism!

James Smith's avatar

can't the dems just vote on new articles of impeachment if McConnell tries the nuclear option on the current articles of impeachment?

Blue Cat's avatar

And they love them some Mitch in KY