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*Shots have been fired at the Korean DMZ. NKPA armoured columns are moving on Seoul. Trump descends AF1's stairs with Melania trailing behind and is immediately besieged by military officers seeking guidance*

"Somebody make sure my golf clubs are in the lead car, have my spikes cleaned, and tell the chef at Mar-a-Lago that there will be another four at dinner tonight."

*Officers (appalled)*

But Mr. President - what about the war!"

*Trump glances back at Melania*

"Don't worry - she'll catch up."

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It straddles the fence

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she lives at home too? my daught is 26 & lives here when not out splorin places

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"How many votes do I have to 'find' before everyone considers my victory legitimate? Umm.... asking for a friend."-- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

"That's me! I'm his friend!"-- Donald Trump

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Did anyone see MSNBC last night, a clip of Trump saying he has a conflict of interest in Turkey? I've never attached a link before, I hope I did it in accordance with the rules here http://time.com/4746348/don...

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Does anyone ever say to him or herself "I can't possibly hate him more" and every day you're wrong-or is it just me?

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So exactly how many foreign policies do we have going now?

This is so awesome.

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We have so much foreign policy, you're going to get tired of foreign policy.

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You can link anything except porn or your own blog, pretty much.

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Trump is apparently in favor of more Islamicist dictators, I guess.

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40% of the Kurdish regions of Turkey voted for him. Go figure.

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Thank God we only have to deal with this country at Thanksgiving.

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And the sliderule hanging next to the onion on your belt!

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Five: Trump, Tillerson, Jared, Bannon, that guy who sends out tweets from the NSA.

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Everybody I know (including me) has a nasty cold right now.

Thanks Donnie.

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