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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

*Shots have been fired at the Korean DMZ. NKPA armoured columns are moving on Seoul. Trump descends AF1's stairs with Melania trailing behind and is immediately besieged by military officers seeking guidance*

"Somebody make sure my golf clubs are in the lead car, have my spikes cleaned, and tell the chef at Mar-a-Lago that there will be another four at dinner tonight."

*Officers (appalled)*

But Mr. President - what about the war!"

*Trump glances back at Melania*

"Don't worry - she'll catch up."

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Meccalopolis's avatar

It straddles the fence

OutOfOrbit's avatar

she lives at home too? my daught is 26 & lives here when not out splorin places

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"How many votes do I have to 'find' before everyone considers my victory legitimate? Umm.... asking for a friend."-- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

"That's me! I'm his friend!"-- Donald Trump

Bebecca's avatar

Did anyone see MSNBC last night, a clip of Trump saying he has a conflict of interest in Turkey? I've never attached a link before, I hope I did it in accordance with the rules here http://time.com/4746348/don...

Bebecca's avatar

Does anyone ever say to him or herself "I can't possibly hate him more" and every day you're wrong-or is it just me?

fuflans's avatar

So exactly how many foreign policies do we have going now?

This is so awesome.

$142720624's avatar

We have so much foreign policy, you're going to get tired of foreign policy.

$142720624's avatar

You can link anything except porn or your own blog, pretty much.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Trump is apparently in favor of more Islamicist dictators, I guess.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

40% of the Kurdish regions of Turkey voted for him. Go figure.

Scooby's avatar

Thank God we only have to deal with this country at Thanksgiving.

Querolous's avatar

And the sliderule hanging next to the onion on your belt!

Manhattan123's avatar

Five: Trump, Tillerson, Jared, Bannon, that guy who sends out tweets from the NSA.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Everybody I know (including me) has a nasty cold right now.

Thanks Donnie.