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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Damn! I'm a real paragon of youth, at 59! Can't walk w/o a cane, but still think like an aged youngster.

Erala Contratista's avatar

I have one from Demeter called "Dregs" that smells like a really nice Zin.

SayItWithOtters's avatar

Show of hands: who thinks Donald J. Trump smells like "success?"

SayItWithOtters's avatar

What is it with all of these guys slap-fighting each other with appletini glasses or whatever?

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Right. Donald has nothing to do with Russia. Regardless; like all creeps he loves to surround himself with creeps like him. Bannon, Miller, Cohen, Gorka, this piece of shit... they're all creepy motherfuckers with no social skills and a life-long chip on their shoulders for having been declared utterly unfuckable by every woman on this planet. Happy wimminz day, ladies, and thank you for not giving these assholes the time of day.

Manhattan123's avatar

But what about Sean Spi....okay, never mind.

mailman27's avatar

Donnie Nine-Fingers.

AncienReggie's avatar

Me, 64 today, my young friend. Keep coming back.

Longstreet63's avatar

Even a man who is pure at heart..which this guy ain't...

Meccalopolis's avatar

Reminds me if the Jesus love doll

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I managed to do time on four different continents in my life and still I've never been to Russia. In fact, of all my well-traveled friends only one as been to Russia (art tour of St. Petersburg). I even worked many years for a multi-national Fortune 100 that had offices in 30, count 'em 30, different countries ... but not Russia. Yet it seems that every person Der Gropenfuhrer knows goes back and forth to Moscow like it's weekend in Vegas. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE, FFS.

Shibusa's avatar

When Russia sends its people, they're not sending their best....

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I hear ya, but it appears to be complicated. Rocky and His Friends (Bullwinkle, Boris & Natasha, etc.) was conceived and owned by the late Jay Ward. For many years rights to re-air these cartoons and re-animate them was handled by a company called The Program Exchange, but it doesn't exist anymore. Jay Ward Productions — now owned by members of his family (Tiffany Ward, President) located in Costa Mesa, CA — in 2007 formed a 50/50 joint venture with another company called Classic Media. Together they distributed the contents of the vault and gave the legal permissions for movies based on Jay Ward characters under the joint venture name Bullwinkle Studios, LLC. This was complicated in 2016 when Comcast purchased Classic Media. I can understand if Lorne Michael wouldn't want to enter this morass.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Oh Ben? The woods are lovely dark and deep...