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Not to mention the sheer fuckability of OHJB.

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Ted Cruz? Marco Rubio? Ben Carson? AOT,K?

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Congratulations! You win a year's supply of tripe!

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Umm, hate to bust into your masturbatorium unannounced, but the war-criminal guy's name is Allen West. I have no idea who "Alan West" is. Is he hot?

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Strike that, reverse it. Nakedly speaking only.

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As someone who actually grew up on a working farm, no one cares about stepping in shit until it comes time to go inside.

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Right like go onto other websites and get sloughed off like dead skin after posting fact-free wingnut drivel....enjoy Ted Cruz as president, hah sick burn!

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2016 Clown Car supporters? Now if you said vapor I'd say Scott Walker and Rick Perry supporters but if you said "vapors" I'd say Miss Lindsey.

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that's what boots are for.

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He's probably thinking of that sovereign citizen Adam West, protecting the streets from the gheys and Obama.

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He's also mayor of Quahog

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I swear, there isn't a republican alive who is aware that history continued after 1960

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And why? We dunno, but wild guess: MAYBE Dubya knows that Jebbers is stupid and bad and ain’t never gonna be president of nothin’.

Well, that and the fact that Dubya knows his own name is still toxic with the general electorate and even if Jeb! got the nomination (HaHa!), he'd do his little brother's campaign more harm than good.

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no they haven't- just more fact free bullshit. seems to be a theme with you

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Really, and not the Trumpster with lil' Ricky Santorum as his running mate?

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