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Because Authoritarian Morons Following Glorious Bleater

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The woman on the right in the throes of orgasm and the rosy-cheeked zombie to her right are particularly disturbing. The man over the zombie's right shoulder and the one to his lower left apparently don't have mouths which is a little creepy too.

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Tricky poop. “What is the definition of American Politics in 2018?” Correct!

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There you go, there's a gif for everything. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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My BIL was a “Lock Her Up” fan. When I asked what crime she committed he mumbled something about corruption. I asked what statute she violated and he changed the subject

His Degree?

Criminal Justice, of course

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I don't like him at all. Never have, never will. OTOH, I would very much like to see him perp walked out of the WH!

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Careful, your brain might get stuck like that and you could end up working in DC

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Yeah the "her" is just any uppity woman that has Mango Mussolini's grundle in a pinch that particular day. Elizabeth Warren, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Lassie, that bitch from The Handmaid's Tale, whoever.

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Of the nine humanoids in the background, is there one with a "normal" expression on their mugs?

I'm not seeing it

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Is there anything Charlie Pierce can’t perfectly sum up? That is too perfect.

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That would be accurate, since it is on the west side of the mall and I have to approach the mall from the east and drive around it to get to Target. Tell the Judges thanks for their gracious ruling.

Last time I was there I saw a blazing car fire in the Target parking lot. The local newspaper said it was a meth event gone wrong. I honestly know absolutely nothing whatsoever about meth, so I may be off-base here, but I would think one would use it at home and not in the car in the Target parking lot. But what do I know? Addiction is an evil thing that takes possession of people body and soul.

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I'd rather listen to Vogon Poetry or the Rap they play at the Gym to get us oldies to go away and do Tai Chi in the park or something

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Its not about Hillary anymore - they're happy to lock any woman up who speaks out.

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You just know she needs a Camel Lick to get that look down https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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My wife used to love GH, until I couldn't take it anymore and pointed out the obvious BS. Now we watch "House Hunters" and Burgers, Brew, and "Q

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Those Slim Jims and cases of Natty Light aren't gonna buy themselves

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