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Might need a new measurement tape in Light-Years

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Not always..."El Monte Saturday Nite!""Be there or be square!!!!!!"Good times.

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Probably coming out now because they're all headed home for holiday recess [Easter, Passover, what-have-you].

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Some times I think there are some Republicans who are queasy about convincing idiots that they can't trust the free press, and the light treason that Trumpco has been engaged in, but then I see most of them just rolling right over. It's truly sickening.

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Robert Bork is positively worshiped by certain elements in the republican party...for instance Tucker Carlson and his kosher boyfriend Jonah Goldberg.

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From Dictionary.com

bork

verb (used with object)

1. to attack (a candidate or public figure) systematically, especially in the media.

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All elections are state-run. The federal government would have no authority to interfere with them.

In a perfect world, of course.

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Out of interest how many of these are political appointees, and how many "career"?

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I imagine him holed up watching apprentice reruns, surrounded by burger wrappers and bottles of urine, like a dumb Howard Hughes.The tweet about lawyers proves Lawyers don't want to play, even for his dirty money, so his transfat addled brain may be tweeking to just how fucked he is, no lawyering up to save him this time.

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Great piece, as always! Thanks for providing the cold, hard facts with such flair and panache. On a possibly related note, I can’t believe that I’ve been reading Wonkette forever and assumed Evan was a girl!

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Actually, yes.

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of course, we would not need to impeach him HAD HE NOT HIJACKED THE OFFICE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. Just sayin'.

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well, sometimes one is such a dick that it cannot help but manifest itself phenotypically.

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My first concert was Adam Ant. The second was Oingo Boingo.

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I congratulate you on the proper tense of the verb in your first sentence.

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