American voters now agree that an Al Gore presidency would've hardly been different from the disastrous eight-year reign of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. See, we reallyhavelearned some stuff from Barack Obama! The latest weirdVanity Fair/CBS News poll of random questions proves that 56% of our people say a Gore-Lieberman White House would've been "not much different" than the venal plunder and racist war of the Bush Administration's epic insanity. There's not a huge difference of opinion across party lines, either: 57% of Republicans and 48% of Democrats sadly agree that there's no real contrast between the ruling parties other than maybe "being a little bit more obvious about their intentions," with Republicans winning that particular personality contest.
So, the rethugs are more transparent about the nonconsensual corn syrup lube buttsecks they bring us and only in the closet about the rent boy buttsecks they so love?
Most respondents also agree that a Goldwater presidency would've been mostly the same as LBJ's second term, except for the "no Great Society" and "probable nuclear holocaust" parts.
This never gets old: <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464\/" target="_blank">Bush: &#039;Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over&#039;</a>
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So, the rethugs are more transparent about the nonconsensual corn syrup lube buttsecks they bring us and only in the closet about the rent boy buttsecks they so love?
AND 100% OF THOSE WITH A BRAIN THINK VANITY / CBS POLLS ARE FOR MORANS.
Most respondents also agree that a Goldwater presidency would&#039;ve been mostly the same as LBJ&#039;s second term, except for the &quot;no Great Society&quot; and &quot;probable nuclear holocaust&quot; parts.
This never gets old: <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464\/" target="_blank">Bush: &#039;Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over&#039;</a>