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Just wait until the secret videos of the entire Texan Republican delegation partaking in Felch Night come out.

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I love this. Look at the back on this old fart. Metaphorically this image is an absolute treasure trove. Is he saying that he's put his relationship with Tricky Dick behind him? Does it mean he'll never get the Nixon experience off his back. Or, perhaps the opposite: Stone feels that the spiritual force of Nixon will always have his back. Or did he just get plastered one night and stumble into a tattoo parlor? With a guy like Stone, the possibilities are endless.

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Point taken, but she still had more independent inquiry (her employer) than Franken got. We heard from literally no one but his accusers.

The first woman to be accused was always going to be sacrificed, to show just how Pure and Noble the crusade is - it even hits women! If only they could find a black Jewish lesbian who donates 97% of her income to Syrian orphans but also once winked at a gay man - it would be the ultimate prize! Anyone more pure than her must be truly, wonderfully pure! And since I have never winked at a gay man, how pure must I be? So, so pure...

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Hey he has got room to add bigly ass trump...

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If it's the National Enquirer writing that bombshell, I'll be very disappointed.

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He needs to be in a nice, quiet dementia ward.

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I'm printing that out and taking it to the shooting range.

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That, my friend, is the true meaning of making lemonade out of lemons.

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The time is ripe for a Larry Craig come back! All the Congressmen got their wide stance public john toe tapping shoes on!

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If you really wanna freak out, Google Roger Stone 1970's swingers club and take a look at what has happened to this guy. I have never seen anyone age so fast in 20 years! Truly check it out. Twenty years ago this guy was practically cute.

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Mizz Linzzey,are you frettin bout somethin honey chile????

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Is that anything like a get out of hell free belief in jeebus card?

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Trump would have any National Enquirer anti-Trump story squashed.

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Excellent idea!

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That guy looks 85% Neanderthal.

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